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Wilkinson 

A badass family known for making cannons, shaving products, knights, karate dojos, and really awful 16-Bean soup for Church Events.
Wilkinson by dudejay2000 April 23, 2009

wilkinson 

(v) the act of inserting one's penis into someone's nostril for sexual arousal.
Brian gave Erin a great wilkinson last night.
wilkinson by hemple April 27, 2006

Wilkinson 

Term used in neolithic times which is thus translated into "Thou who shall fuck Harshly". Also common as a last name.
Bill: Wow you look tired.
Mary: Yes i am, I had sex with a Wilkinson last night.
Bill: Well arnt you a lucky lady. Who was the Fine young Wilkinson?
Matt: Why that would be me.
Wilkinson by Unknown Wilkinson November 29, 2009

wilkinson 

A word used in late 2011 in new smart phone auto-complete dictionary's, as a joke to when typing the work "will".
Every time Jen sends a txt to Derek, Will you be over soon, is changed to Wilkinson be over you soon.
wilkinson by Geeky73 July 19, 2013

Wilkinson Theory 

The theory is that any girl with the name Avery will end up being pretty. If she is not pretty she will end up having a glow up because her name is Avery.
“That girl Avery had a HUGE glow up. She’s the definition of Wilkinson theory.”
Wilkinson Theory by Thy birthgiver January 18, 2021

Wilkinson Delight 

The act of getting cum on ones hand and smacking and rubbing the cum on another person's face
Hank: What are you doing? That's gross!

Sean: Dude it's called a Wilkinson Delight!

Hank: Wipe it off!

Sean: No Way.
Wilkinson Delight by Johnson69 January 23, 2009
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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