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Wilkinson 

A badass family known for making cannons, shaving products, knights, karate dojos, and really awful 16-Bean soup for Church Events.
Wilkinson by dudejay2000 April 23, 2009

wilkinson 

(v) the act of inserting one's penis into someone's nostril for sexual arousal.
Brian gave Erin a great wilkinson last night.
wilkinson by hemple April 27, 2006

Wilkinson 

Term used in neolithic times which is thus translated into "Thou who shall fuck Harshly". Also common as a last name.
Bill: Wow you look tired.
Mary: Yes i am, I had sex with a Wilkinson last night.
Bill: Well arnt you a lucky lady. Who was the Fine young Wilkinson?
Matt: Why that would be me.
Wilkinson by Unknown Wilkinson November 29, 2009

wilkinson 

A word used in late 2011 in new smart phone auto-complete dictionary's, as a joke to when typing the work "will".
Every time Jen sends a txt to Derek, Will you be over soon, is changed to Wilkinson be over you soon.
wilkinson by Geeky73 July 19, 2013

Wilkinson Theory 

The theory is that any girl with the name Avery will end up being pretty. If she is not pretty she will end up having a glow up because her name is Avery.
“That girl Avery had a HUGE glow up. She’s the definition of Wilkinson theory.”
Wilkinson Theory by Thy birthgiver January 18, 2021

Wilkinson Delight 

The act of getting cum on ones hand and smacking and rubbing the cum on another person's face
Hank: What are you doing? That's gross!

Sean: Dude it's called a Wilkinson Delight!

Hank: Wipe it off!

Sean: No Way.
Wilkinson Delight by Johnson69 January 23, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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