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Wilkinson 

The act of applying Lotus Biscoff spread onto your penis and having an individual lick it off - often through oral.
"Yeah, don't do a Wilkinson, it's basically a guaranteed yeast infection"
Wilkinson by BadDay445 April 21, 2021
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Wilkinson 

A badass family known for making cannons, shaving products, knights, karate dojos, and really awful 16-Bean soup for Church Events.
Wilkinson by dudejay2000 April 23, 2009

wilkinson 

(v) the act of inserting one's penis into someone's nostril for sexual arousal.
Brian gave Erin a great wilkinson last night.
wilkinson by hemple April 27, 2006

Wilkinson 

Term used in neolithic times which is thus translated into "Thou who shall fuck Harshly". Also common as a last name.
Bill: Wow you look tired.
Mary: Yes i am, I had sex with a Wilkinson last night.
Bill: Well arnt you a lucky lady. Who was the Fine young Wilkinson?
Matt: Why that would be me.
Wilkinson by Unknown Wilkinson November 29, 2009

wilkinson 

A word used in late 2011 in new smart phone auto-complete dictionary's, as a joke to when typing the work "will".
Every time Jen sends a txt to Derek, Will you be over soon, is changed to Wilkinson be over you soon.
wilkinson by Geeky73 July 19, 2013

Wilkinson Theory 

The theory is that any girl with the name Avery will end up being pretty. If she is not pretty she will end up having a glow up because her name is Avery.
“That girl Avery had a HUGE glow up. She’s the definition of Wilkinson theory.”
Wilkinson Theory by Thy birthgiver January 18, 2021

Wilkinson Delight 

The act of getting cum on ones hand and smacking and rubbing the cum on another person's face
Hank: What are you doing? That's gross!

Sean: Dude it's called a Wilkinson Delight!

Hank: Wipe it off!

Sean: No Way.

Wilkinson Delight by Johnson69 January 23, 2009
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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