A critic is a low-life creature that lacks any
talent or ability to contribute anything, yet chooses to verbally attack and put down the works of others. Through usage of long
words and general pretenciousness, they pretend to show intelligence and also to appear human like the rest of us, hiding their
true parasite form. Everyone has, and is entitled to, an
opinion, but a critic makes it their businness to state their
opinion to everyone through the media or press, and to state their opinion as fact. If your a musician, film-maker, artist, writer etc, and you see a professional critic writing a review about you, do the right thing and kill them where they stand. If you want to know if a film or band etc is any good, don't read the reviews, ask a friend what they think.
Stephen Fry on
Art Critics:- "Imagine, you get to Heaven and St
Peter asks what you did with your life and you say, 'Oh I just said what other
people did wrong!'"