gallabama

a place in south jersey full of wannabe rednecks and truck sluts with the occasional preppy wigger.

Hey wanna go to Gallabama to search for some Mud Crickets?

by truckslut789 April 12, 2019

Fallabama Waffle

A sex act similar to the Boston Pancake, a man takes a shit on his lovers chest and smashes it down with his ass cheeks, he then takes his penis and mushroom stamps the shit paddy, thus creating the look of a waffle. He then jizzs on the shit waffle to simulate syrup.

Note: To simulate strawberry syrup use one of the three methods below.

1. Screw a women while shes on her period and flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

2. Screw the person in the asshole until they bleed then flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

3. Slit your own penis with a knife and pour the blood onto the shit waffle.

How would you like a Fallabama Waffle?

by BigEvil13 December 8, 2010

Fallabama Chocolate Chip Waffle

A sex act almost identical to the Fallabama Waffle. A person shit on their partners chest and smashes it down with his ass cheeks, he then mushroom stamps the shit paddy, thus simulating the ov a waffle. Then the person scrapes their partners dingle berries out ov their ass crack and flicks them off ov his penis onto the shit waffle. Thus creating the look ov chocolate chips. Then the person jizzs on it to simulate the look ov syrup.

Note: To simulate strawberry syrup use one of the three methods below.

1. Screw a women while shes on her period and flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

2. Screw the person in the asshole until they bleed then flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

3. Slit your own penis with a knife and pour the blood onto the shit waffle.

One Fallabama Chocolate Chip Waffle coming up.

by BigEvil13 December 13, 2010

gallabant

To venture; To explore; To walk to, run to, jog to, etc.

We went gallabanting in the forest yesterday. We found some other gallabanters gallabanting. So we decided to gallabant together.

by Dredude June 30, 2006

Gallalamping

gal-la-lam-ping

verb
1. to frolick barefoot in and around a public area and receive a large amount of judgement from the assholes around you

2. to arrive some place in a disruptive and jaw dropping fashion

Katrina was gallalamping into the cafeteria and straight into my heart.

by Hamilton29 October 31, 2016

Galabagalaba

A state of any-how-ness. When a thing is not arranged or lacks orderliness.

This place is so galabagalaba, reason I can't make sense of anything here.

by La_tee April 3, 2021

Allabama nut cracker

The art of standing on one leg and kicking yourself in the testicles. This act would normaly take place before foreplay or in a confession box.

That hoe was real dirty, so i showed that bitch an allabama nut cracker n she shat herself

by Jamesk December 11, 2008