galbonzo 

it’s means outrageous. it’s a word you use for surprised or shocked.

“that is such galbonzo man!”

galbonzo by anonymous January 29, 2023

burnt garbonzo bean 

referring to someone looking old and ugly

you look like a burnt garbonzo bean

burnt garbonzo bean by mehnahs January 8, 2017

Garbonzobeaned 

To be fucked up, or fucked or something that is fucked

Yo I was so garbonzobeaned last night I could hear the color blue

Yo that bike is garbonzobeaned it looks like it just got ran over by a train

Garbonzobeaned by Tommyjonsurgery March 30, 2017

garbonzo 

Noun.

Garbage, trash, rubbish, useless, bullshit.

This is complete garbonzo!

Toss it right in the garbonzo!

garbonzo by CQX118118 February 7, 2023

blazing garbonzo 

To rub the penis in a bag of dorritos "sweet chili heat" chips before sticking it in the female's nose

"baby, baby, baby... just let me run to the 7-11, then we can do a BLAZING garbonzo"

"this one girl was lippin' out all night so I decided to give'r the ol' blazing garbonzo"

blazing garbonzo by Gordon A. Schumway September 30, 2009

garbonzo 

to insert the penis into the partner's nose

i garbonzo'd her

garbonzo by me February 18, 2003

Garbonzo 

A made-up term used to describe when shit hits the fan and everything is out of control. Your mouth formulates words faster than your brain when it's heightened in such a situation and now you're saying...

"Everything is going all garbonzo!!!"
"This situation is garbonzo!"

Garbonzo by Closet Possum July 7, 2022