A made-up term used to describe when shit hits the fan and everything is out of control. Your mouth formulates words faster than your brain when it's heightened in such a situation and now you're saying...

"Everything is going all garbonzo!!!"
"This situation is garbonzo!"

Garbonzo by Closet Possum July 7, 2022

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garbonzo

what kory did to lauren when she fell asleep at kellys house

me-he garbonzo'd u while u were asleep???
lauren- yes! and it got stuck!

garbonzo by Captain Sin February 4, 2004

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Garbonzo

Sexual act; having a girl pee on you for sexual gratification; Chickpea

My girl went garbonzo when she came last night! Surprised me but I ended up with a diamond cutter and we did it until it wasn't worth it anymore.

Garbonzo by Ronny James July 11, 2018

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burnt garbonzo bean

referring to someone looking old and ugly

you look like a burnt garbonzo bean

burnt garbonzo bean by mehnahs January 8, 2017

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blazing garbonzo

To rub the penis in a bag of dorritos "sweet chili heat" chips before sticking it in the female's nose

"baby, baby, baby... just let me run to the 7-11, then we can do a BLAZING garbonzo"

"this one girl was lippin' out all night so I decided to give'r the ol' blazing garbonzo"

blazing garbonzo by Gordon A. Schumway September 30, 2009