Garbonzo

A made-up term used to describe when shit hits the fan and everything is out of control. Your mouth formulates words faster than your brain when it's heightened in such a situation and now you're saying...

"Everything is going all garbonzo!!!"
"This situation is garbonzo!"

by Closet Possum July 07, 2022

Garbonzo

Sexual act; having a girl pee on you for sexual gratification; Chickpea

My girl went garbonzo when she came last night! Surprised me but I ended up with a diamond cutter and we did it until it wasn't worth it anymore.

by Ronny James July 11, 2018

garbonzo

Noun.

Garbage, trash, rubbish, useless, bullshit.

This is complete garbonzo!

Toss it right in the garbonzo!

by CQX118118 February 07, 2023

garbonzo

to insert the penis into the partner's nose

i garbonzo'd her

by me February 19, 2003

garbonzo

what kory did to lauren when she fell asleep at kellys house

me-he garbonzo'd u while u were asleep???
lauren- yes! and it got stuck!

by Captain Sin February 04, 2004

blazing garbonzo

To rub the penis in a bag of dorritos "sweet chili heat" chips before sticking it in the female's nose

"baby, baby, baby... just let me run to the 7-11, then we can do a BLAZING garbonzo"

"this one girl was lippin' out all night so I decided to give'r the ol' blazing garbonzo"

by Gordon A. Schumway September 30, 2009

Mr. Garbonzo

A fucking legend

Adam was Mr. Garbonzo today

by Rustey1232 April 10, 2017