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Garmondius 

GOD, SUPREME LEADER, Inventor of the Shop Queue
What else is there to do in life than praise Garmondius
Garmondius by Jim_Phelon July 6, 2021
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Gammonati 

The collective noun (mass noun) for Gammon.
Did you watch Question Time last night? The Gammonati were out in force!
Gammonati by Rosie Tom January 31, 2020

Gammonite 

Brexiter/Brexiteer. After the sweaty, ham-faced members of the BBC Question Time audience - the Wall of Gammon. Individually, a "gammonite".
It's a good job people wear different colour bow ties. How else could Dimbleby differentiate between the Gammonites presented before him?
Gammonite by flanerie January 13, 2018

Garmonbozia 

The word for "Pain and Sorrow" in the David Lynch film "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me". People's garmonbozia is collected and eaten by the demonic beings who inhabit the Black Lodge, and when they eat it, it visually resembles creamed corn.
The Man from Another Place : "Bob, I want all my Garmonbozia"

Gammon bollard

The erect phallus of a man endowed with at least a foot of mighty throbbing cock, such as Peter Jones from Dragons Den
"Man I bet Peter Jones fucking tears people in half with his gammon bollard"
Gammon bollard by Theo Paphitis January 11, 2009

gammon hangers 

a girl with vaginal lips so large they whistle in the wind or you could where them as a trapper hat.
whats that noise.? oh dont worry that's sarah's gammon hangers clapping in the wind.!
gammon hangers by twanthony December 18, 2010
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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