Gaeton

An awesome person who always works for his goal is popular gets all the girls he wants is very hansom the best at everything never fails is great to be around his friends love him and look up to him he is just awesome

wow man your such a gaeton

Gaeton by coolguy123 December 28, 2007

Gaeton

A Guy often from India or Sri Lanka that doesn’t speak a word of English, so he won’t understand what’s righten here, and doesn’t tolerate spice. Spends most of his time next to a shisha or some other smoking device.

He’s often around 6 feet and has a small dick

He’s a lazy gaeton

Gaeton by Le mec que tu connais November 24, 2021

Gaeton

A Guy often from India or Sri Lanka that doesn’t speak a word of English, so he won’t understand what’s righten here, and doesn’t tolerate spice. Spends most of his time next to a shisha or some other smoking device.

Often mesures around 6 feet and has a small dick

He’s a lazy gaeton

Gaeton by Le mec que tu connais November 24, 2021

Neo-Gastonism 

An inherently right wing three point political ideology based on the tenants practiced by Gaston in The Beauty and the Beast.
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries

Low IQ Retard: Are you seriously suggesting that women can’t read, sexist??!!

Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.

Neo-Gastonism by Doyle-Gastonist Nationalism August 14, 2021

Neo-Gastonist 

A man practicing the life-example of Disney Beauty and the Beast’s Gaston. There are three main pillars to Neo-Gastonism: 1. Women can’t read. 2. You must eat a lot of eggs. 3. You must beat up furries.

“Wow, that man just ate twelve eggs while preventing a women access to a library run by furries, He must be a Neo-Gastonist.”

Neo-Gastonist by PurpleJimmy August 15, 2021

Gastonk 

Gastonk is the ship name of the best gay couple of this modern day. These two robust and beautiful guys make the perfect couple when referring to perfect and picturesque partners.

The couple consists of Kronk from ‘The Emperor’s New Groove’ and Gaston from ‘Beauty And The Beast’

Omg Gastonk is my most favourite gay power couple of this decade!

Gastonk by Groovy Tunes April 30, 2020

Gaston Trailer Park 

Another name for a Crystal Meth Lab.

Man, I was looking for a Gaston Trailer Park to get my fix, but instead ran into found some really good Doobage.

Gaston Trailer Park by hiemlich schlonge February 23, 2010