1. When someone uses a faux Italian phrase or saying, something made in another country with the false pretenses it its Italian/Roman in origins.
2. A Catch all phrase for replacing Italian Words you are unsure of/ A satirical phrase for unknown Italian words
3. Whenever you get excited about something remotely related to Italy

Ex. 1: Antonio: Man, my cousin in America says they put white sauce on Pasta
Filippo : Sounds like a bunch of Gàbagooíé to me
Ex. 2: Jerry: What kind of import car did he get?
Anzar: One of the Romero Gàbagooíés I think
Ex. 3: Mark: I got us some pizza from Papa Guido's
Erick: Gàbagooíé!

Gàbagooíé by GamerSam July 22, 2021

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Gabbagool

Gabbagool is Italian dialect for Capicola- A dried smoked salami made from pork shoulder and peppery spices.

Yo waitress, let me get a gabbagool on rye bread with dark mustard.

Gabbagool by WilliamMarley October 28, 2013

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Gabagoo

Fuckin birdbrain loser

Look at this gabagoo pissing behind that bush

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gabagool

This is an addition to the previous definition, which is half right. "Gabagool" is slang for "capicola." It is not a mispronunciation, but is instead in Napolitan dialect, which is what the Sopranos and many Italian-Americans use.

The rule in this dialect is to chop off ending vowels and to voice unvoiced consonants.

Ricotta-"rigot"
Manicotti-"manigot"

gabagool by Lisa Moscatiello July 29, 2005

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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