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gabagoon 

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An Italian word which is where the word "goon" comes from. Originally used to describe low level gang members, the word has now evolved to encompass all people who suck.
Dominic: That guy?
Pauly: Yea
Dominic: Oh! hes a gabagoon
Pauly: Ay what a putz
gabagoon by gabbonda May 13, 2014
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Gabagoon

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A person who engages in **gabagooning**; a massive fan of *The Sopranos*, *Goodfellas*, or mafia cinema who achieves a state of euphoric, obsessive hyper-fixation while binge-watching mob media.

The act of entering a prolonged, trance-like state of obsessive, continuous stimulation driven entirely by *The Sopranos* or other classic mafia media. Derived from a combination of the classic cured meat "**gabagool**" and the internet slang "**gooning**" (prolonged, hypnotic over-stimulation).
While regular gooning involves a screen, gabagooning specifically requires the presence of tracksuits, heavy Jersey accents, smoked meats, and a minimum of three consecutive hours of Tony Soprano breathing heavily into a microphone.
"Don’t bother calling Anthony right now. Dr Melfi is on screen and he's locked in his room. The guy is an absolute *gabagoon*"
Gabagoon by sid3trak May 24, 2026
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Gàbagooíé 

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1. When someone uses a faux Italian phrase or saying, something made in another country with the false pretenses it its Italian/Roman in origins.
2. A Catch all phrase for replacing Italian Words you are unsure of/ A satirical phrase for unknown Italian words
3. Whenever you get excited about something remotely related to Italy
Ex. 1: Antonio: Man, my cousin in America says they put white sauce on Pasta
Filippo : Sounds like a bunch of Gàbagooíé to me
Ex. 2: Jerry: What kind of import car did he get?
Anzar: One of the Romero Gàbagooíés I think
Ex. 3: Mark: I got us some pizza from Papa Guido's
Erick: Gàbagooíé!
Gàbagooíé by GamerSam July 22, 2021

Gabagoo 

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Look at this gabagoo pissing behind that bush
Gabagoo by Boombatz July 25, 2020

gabagool 

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This is an addition to the previous definition, which is half right. "Gabagool" is slang for "capicola." It is not a mispronunciation, but is instead in Napolitan dialect, which is what the Sopranos and many Italian-Americans use.
The rule in this dialect is to chop off ending vowels and to voice unvoiced consonants.

Ricotta-"rigot"
Manicotti-"manigot"
gabagool by Lisa Moscatiello July 29, 2005

Gabagoo 

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If you ain't got the gabba, then you ain't got the goo.

You got the gabba, but you ain't got no gee.

There's no gabagoo without gabagee.

Gabagee gabagoo.
Bryan: Ayo gabagoo!
Pamela: Gabagee Gabagoo!
Gabagoo by sklgnlas January 8, 2023

Gabagool 

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A spicy Italian sausage. Tony wants it but can't have it.
Tony: Who ate all the gabagool?
Wife: No more gabagool for you, the doctor said it's bad for you.
Tony: I don't give a f...!!!
Gabagool by Pallomember May 21, 2015
Word of the Day on May 18, 2020
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

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