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Gooseheimers 

When one of your co-workers is a complete retard.
That mofo has a serious case of Gooseheimers.
Gooseheimers by Gooseheimers February 23, 2008

Goosehead 

Person or People who constantly chat shit, or talk off topic , i.e quack quack quack!
Man: Blah, Blah, Blah (or some shit)
Me: That bloke is a Goosehead!
Goosehead by Coley/Wilkesy March 6, 2020

Goosenheimer 

It's like a silly goose

but with an added "nheimer" and subtracted "silly".
John: You're such a goosenheimer.
Goosenheimer by Noneone September 13, 2009

Gooselighting 

When you're a Goose and you manipulate (someone) by psychological means into questioning their own sanity.
We're Gooselighting the Goosemaster himself.
Gooselighting by XMastaFlex May 17, 2022
Right before bursting in your partners butt after performing anal sex, quickly pull your dick out, and stick your balls in her butthole. this should paint the image of a mother goose giving birth to thus youngst
Dude,I was at Kyles house last night and i totally gave his mom a gnarly gooseEgg
gooseEgg by blumpkinator555 April 4, 2009

Goosehead 

Someone who is super sweet. Usually has light colored hair, looks good in orange. Sometimes a goosehead lays eggs, but not all the time.. cause that would be strange. Also known as being ridiculously precious and outdoorsy.
Nathan is a goosehead.
Goosehead by Paige the Penguin December 7, 2010