Goosehead

Person or People who constantly chat shit, or talk off topic , i.e quack quack quack!

Man: Blah, Blah, Blah (or some shit)
Me: That bloke is a Goosehead!

by Coley/Wilkesy March 6, 2020

Goosehead

Someone who is super sweet. Usually has light colored hair, looks good in orange. Sometimes a goosehead lays eggs, but not all the time.. cause that would be strange. Also known as being ridiculously precious and outdoorsy.

Nathan is a goosehead.

by Paige the Penguin December 7, 2010

goofyhead

a kid who is 2 silly 4 u

"Blank is a goofyhead"

by jeffyouhouh May 4, 2018

Globehead

Term predominantly used by Flat Earthers, to denote a believer in a globe shaped earth, or an oblate spheroid, as opposed to a flat motionless plane.

Often used in a defamatory context.

See Baller

Flat Earther: Globeheads, they are religious zealots with no concept of the scientific method, going to university to learn that the universe is real, without doing the research to check it out.

Globehead: Gravity is real, they have detected gravity waves, you clearly have no concept of reality.

Flat Earther: Did you learn that from someone in a position of authority, or did you do your own empirical research to come to that conclusion, good little Globehead, remember to never question your beliefs.

by Cultural State Evolution September 20, 2016

Goobahead

a person whose intellectual capacity seems somewhat misaligned to that required for the task they are supposed to be performing.

It wasn't us, it was a result of the Goobaheads which were supposed to be doing the job correctly in the first place.

by surrounded by idots May 23, 2019

gooberhead

a person whose brain is the size of a peanut, which is also called a goober, or goober pea, in the Southern United States

"That guy is such a gooberhead, he filled out his tax return with a crayon."

by Dennis Johnson March 22, 2007

Gooseheimers

When one of your co-workers is a complete retard.

That mofo has a serious case of Gooseheimers.

by Gooseheimers February 23, 2008