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goose egg 

Zero

The way the number is shaped is similar to a goose's egg.
I played a tennis match and was goosegged, I lost 6-0, 6-0, 6-0
goose egg by disco stu September 24, 2003

Goose egg 

When a male pulls his nut through his shorts
He showed me his goose egg in class
Goose egg by TheGoatwhisperer September 18, 2018

Goose Egg 

A large Lump left on forehead above eye after being hit.
"Damn did you see that big ole Goose egg on his head after he got hit?"
Goose Egg by Loumus August 20, 2008

goose egg 

1. Egg of a big migrating bird.
2. In games; a zero, indicates that no points have been scored. Also called 'duck egg'.
"Wow, look at that goose egg! It's so pretty!"
"And so no points have been scored yet, a goose egg.."
goose egg by 1337jesus September 24, 2003

Kramer Goose Egg 

When a player gets zero KOs while playing Super Smash Bros. It is mandatory that they place their hand to their eye in the shape of a 0 and look around the room.
Kyle: I really sucked that round.
Brian: You probably got a Kramer Goose Egg.
Kramer Goose Egg by supersmasher92 December 11, 2010

Golden Goose Egg 

When you dip your hand in gold paint and put it up someones butthole.
My girlfriend gave me a great Golden Goose Egg last night.
Golden Goose Egg by roper.6 September 30, 2011