Skip to main content
Right before bursting in your partners butt after performing anal sex, quickly pull your dick out, and stick your balls in her butthole. this should paint the image of a mother goose giving birth to thus youngst
Dude,I was at Kyles house last night and i totally gave his mom a gnarly gooseEgg
gooseEgg by blumpkinator555 April 4, 2009
Words you can keep

goose egg 

Zero

The way the number is shaped is similar to a goose's egg.
I played a tennis match and was goosegged, I lost 6-0, 6-0, 6-0
goose egg by disco stu September 24, 2003

Goose egg 

When a male pulls his nut through his shorts
He showed me his goose egg in class
Goose egg by TheGoatwhisperer September 18, 2018

Goose Egg 

A large Lump left on forehead above eye after being hit.
"Damn did you see that big ole Goose egg on his head after he got hit?"
Goose Egg by Loumus August 20, 2008

goose egg 

1. Egg of a big migrating bird.
2. In games; a zero, indicates that no points have been scored. Also called 'duck egg'.
"Wow, look at that goose egg! It's so pretty!"
"And so no points have been scored yet, a goose egg.."
goose egg by 1337jesus September 24, 2003

Kramer Goose Egg 

When a player gets zero KOs while playing Super Smash Bros. It is mandatory that they place their hand to their eye in the shape of a 0 and look around the room.
Kyle: I really sucked that round.
Brian: You probably got a Kramer Goose Egg.
Kramer Goose Egg by supersmasher92 December 11, 2010

Golden Goose Egg 

When you dip your hand in gold paint and put it up someones butthole.
My girlfriend gave me a great Golden Goose Egg last night.
Golden Goose Egg by roper.6 September 30, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
Next