Gooseheimers 

When one of your co-workers is a complete retard.

That mofo has a serious case of Gooseheimers.

Gooseheimers by Gooseheimers February 23, 2008

Goosenheimer 

It's like a silly goose

but with an added "nheimer" and subtracted "silly".

John: You're such a goosenheimer.

Goosenheimer by Noneone September 13, 2009

googleheimers 

The very same as googleheimer's... just incorrect

"I've so got the googleheimers!"

"You mean googleheimer's?"

"Wha.. oh.. yeah, of course, sorry."

googleheimers by Sylvester Vogtstokk March 25, 2010

Googleheimers 

Being Late or forgetting something because you were distracted by the internet, a computer, or a mobile device.

A sign of being a Zombot

*Bob sprints to time clock*

Kristy: "Your half an hour late! What happened?"

Bob: "Time just slipped away when I found this new site"

Tom: "Ah you had a case of googleheimers today. Last week I had to call in my case was so bad"

Googleheimers by RolandoPico May 10, 2011

booseheimers 

noun
the memory loss resulting from an outing of heavy drinking where one cannot remember the seemingly intimate relationships established

Don suffered an episode of booseheimers on St. Patrick's Day when he couldn't remember the hour long conversation and drinks he bought for the bouncer and his wife.

booseheimers by joe.schmoe March 15, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022