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Goosenheimer 

It's like a silly goose

but with an added "nheimer" and subtracted "silly".
John: You're such a goosenheimer.
Goosenheimer by Noneone September 13, 2009
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googleheimers 

The very same as googleheimer's... just incorrect
"I've so got the googleheimers!"

"You mean googleheimer's?"

"Wha.. oh.. yeah, of course, sorry."

Googleheimers 

Being Late or forgetting something because you were distracted by the internet, a computer, or a mobile device.

A sign of being a Zombot
*Bob sprints to time clock*

Kristy: "Your half an hour late! What happened?"

Bob: "Time just slipped away when I found this new site"

Tom: "Ah you had a case of googleheimers today. Last week I had to call in my case was so bad"
Googleheimers by RolandoPico May 10, 2011

booseheimers 

noun
the memory loss resulting from an outing of heavy drinking where one cannot remember the seemingly intimate relationships established
Don suffered an episode of booseheimers on St. Patrick's Day when he couldn't remember the hour long conversation and drinks he bought for the bouncer and his wife.
booseheimers by joe.schmoe March 15, 2010

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026