Gooseheimers

When one of your co-workers is a complete retard.

That mofo has a serious case of Gooseheimers.

by Gooseheimers February 23, 2008

Goosenheimer

It's like a silly goose

but with an added "nheimer" and subtracted "silly".

John: You're such a goosenheimer.

by Noneone September 13, 2009

googleheimers

The very same as googleheimer's... just incorrect

"I've so got the googleheimers!"

"You mean googleheimer's?"

"Wha.. oh.. yeah, of course, sorry."

by Sylvester Vogtstokk March 25, 2010

Googleheimers

Being Late or forgetting something because you were distracted by the internet, a computer, or a mobile device.

A sign of being a Zombot

*Bob sprints to time clock*

Kristy: "Your half an hour late! What happened?"

Bob: "Time just slipped away when I found this new site"

Tom: "Ah you had a case of googleheimers today. Last week I had to call in my case was so bad"

by RolandoPico May 10, 2011

booseheimers

noun
the memory loss resulting from an outing of heavy drinking where one cannot remember the seemingly intimate relationships established

Don suffered an episode of booseheimers on St. Patrick's Day when he couldn't remember the hour long conversation and drinks he bought for the bouncer and his wife.

by joe.schmoe March 15, 2010