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goosefight

n. Disorganised skuffle between two angry but untrained foes.

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The Ukrainian war has turned into a real goosefight.
goosefight by gnostic3 May 5, 2022
Words you can keep

googlefight 

To verify which is more popular or would win a hypothecial fight by individually searching each contested topic on www.google.com.
RIAA vs. Bittorrent vs. MPAA

RIAA - Results 1 - 10 of about 1,250,000 for riaa definition. (0.05 seconds)

Bittorrent - Results 1 - 10 of about 2,860,000 for bittorrent. (0.05 seconds)

MPAA - Results 1 - 10 of about 2,260,000 for mpaa definition. (0.04 seconds)

Bittorrent wins! (i hope)
googlefight by Danny December 19, 2004

Gooselighting 

When you're a Goose and you manipulate (someone) by psychological means into questioning their own sanity.
We're Gooselighting the Goosemaster himself.
Gooselighting by XMastaFlex May 17, 2022

moosefighting 

The act of working over time.
"Ali, are you going to be home later?"
"No, Laura, I'll be in the library moosefighting 'til dawn"
moosefighting by maemae924 June 4, 2009

Gooselight 

A type of gaslighting where you are being a silly goose instead of being intentionally harmful or manipulative. This is important in differentiating the harmful and non-harmful meanings.
"Stop gooselighting me, I know you actually have a dog!"
Gooselight by Brian Guffey August 14, 2025
washed virgin washed virgin washed virgin who laughs like a hippo dying
ur hands better be goodfight before eating dinner
goodfight by RedCapper February 22, 2021
a competition to see who can goon harder.
kasane teto: "i've never lost a goonfight!" miku: "..."
goonfight by tetofan69 November 15, 2025
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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