An impossible situation that serves no purpose anyway. Something unachievable yet completely irrelevant, like trying to get a live ferret into an novelty balloon for no apparent reason.

1. Phil had three minutes to shave his muttonchops before his wife got home, not that she'd notice anyway. It was a total balloon ferret
2. Guy to insane girlfriend "You want me to stay awake with you through all of the Twilight movies? What a fucking balloon ferret."

Balloon Ferret by sabbat7001 May 25, 2013

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Furret

The most amazing creature that is in existence! Furret is the sweeetest, funniest, and most trustworthy friend in the entire world! She is the bestest of best friends a person could have and she loves to hang out with her closest friends. She loves all kinds of chocolate and sugar. If you’re her friend, you are so lucky!!

Furret is amazing!

Furret by Her Royal Sugarfluffiness March 31, 2019

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badge that ferret

taking ownership and sexual conquest of another's genitalia--most often but not exclusively a female's.

Holy shit! wipe that smile off your face--did you just badge that ferret?

badge that ferret by sir spamalot August 30, 2012

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