fxrret

an absolute fucking god at csgo

"DUDE FXRRET JUST ONE DEAG'D ME AGAIN" -SHITTER1

"NO WAY BRAH HES HACKING DUDE!" -SHITTER2

by fxrret April 30, 2023

Cheeky ferret

Someone who causes mischief.

Some cheeky ferret snatched my wallet. Glob dang it, Danny!

by zimmygirl777 March 11, 2023

ferreteria

At LOWE'S the department where they sell ferrets.

Ferrets are in such high demand my local ferreteria is always sold out!

by Kahdlibber October 14, 2017

Furret

Furret is the ferret Pokémon manifested with the power to walk infinitely. It’s power is so strong, whenever it walks, Accumula Town plays.

Me: Furret
Furret: Walks

by BigBrainCharmander September 5, 2019

Balloon Ferret

An impossible situation that serves no purpose anyway. Something unachievable yet completely irrelevant, like trying to get a live ferret into an novelty balloon for no apparent reason.

1. Phil had three minutes to shave his muttonchops before his wife got home, not that she'd notice anyway. It was a total balloon ferret
2. Guy to insane girlfriend "You want me to stay awake with you through all of the Twilight movies? What a fucking balloon ferret."

by sabbat7001 May 25, 2013

Furret

The most amazing creature that is in existence! Furret is the sweeetest, funniest, and most trustworthy friend in the entire world! She is the bestest of best friends a person could have and she loves to hang out with her closest friends. She loves all kinds of chocolate and sugar. If you’re her friend, you are so lucky!!

Furret is amazing!

by Her Royal Sugarfluffiness March 31, 2019

badge that ferret

taking ownership and sexual conquest of another's genitalia--most often but not exclusively a female's.

Holy shit! wipe that smile off your face--did you just badge that ferret?

by sir spamalot August 30, 2012