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a description mixed between the words fuzzy and whooshy
my hair was kind of fwoozy today
fwoozy by TraceyLee March 21, 2004
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Fire Floozy 

A girl who will fuck any fireman. She gets turned on instantly at the sight of a fireman or even a fire truck.
OH BOY!!!! Here comes Jimmy and his fire floozy. I heard she fucked everyone whos ever worked at #12 Station!
The insult that Meng (From the TV show Avatar: The Last Airbender) mummbles under her breath as Katara walks away in the episode The Fortune Teller.
Katara: Good bye everyone. It was so nice to meet you. Take care Meng.

Meng:*big smile* Take care! *frowns and mutters* Floozy
Floozy by Truelove20 October 15, 2010
A dumb slut who thinks getting attention from guys for preforming sexual favors is something to be proud of.
Kayla Blume is a floozy.
Floozy by Chick12345555 September 30, 2011
Mc Donalds employee that will take any shift possible at Maccas cause they're so desperate.
Chad: Neville, can you take my shift tonight, I gotta see my girl.

Neville: Sure Chad, I'll do another 10 hours in the nugget pit.

Chad: Neville, you're such a fuck'n Mc Floozy.
Mc Floozy by Mc Hater March 3, 2008

Floozy Season

Floozy as defined by Urban Dictionary – “A woman of questionable sexual morals or a Promiscuous Female”. A floozy does not operate as a traditional respectable female. A floozy is born with their hormonal clock slightly imbalanced and there for is shifted in the seasonal hormonal space time configuration. Although a Floozy's hormones are never completely dormant, a floozy’s hormonal clock is most active when a traditional females’ clock is least active. This allows them the best possible opportunities to take on their male prey. These "high periods" correspond to the time period between solstices and equinoxes. Making February an EXCELLENT month to lock down on some floozies.
As most men know, floozies are soulless creatures and decreed by Zeus himself in ancient times, “man must slay these sly and cunning beasts at all costs. “ However, this led to a decimation of the Floozy population. By the year 1915, it was believed that only 2000 floozies were left in the good ole U.S. of A. So under the 1916 National Parks Act, President Woodrow Wilson, declared floozies an endangered species. Since then, many more acts have been passed that have led to the full recovery of the floozy population. Today we reap the benefits of this by getting to slay floozies during a dedicated season(s) free of cost (except for maybe a drink or two at the bar). These “floozy seasons” occur four times a year and can be found in your "Man's Handbook".
Did you hear floozy season is open again? Really? Sure is. Well in the that case, what are we doing here? Not sure.... Well let's go slay some floozies.
Floozy Season by Markham4019 February 5, 2010

floozyberry 

the equivalent of a regular berry but juiced with floozy.
used to describe an individual with particulary whorish charachteristics.
"shes closes her legs about as often as cookies taste bad, what a floozyberry"
floozyberry by captain smooth September 21, 2007
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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