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Floozyism

To act in a gorilla mentality, usually associated with being in the state of over krausened (see any old style ad,) while trying to impress a member of the opposite sex.
“Last night you were overcome by floozyism. That guy wasn’t talking shit, you were just trying to impress the bartender.” Bystanders can usually here the phrase "hold me back bro!"
by The offender July 23, 2012
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Floomism

A pathetic excuse for religion/idealogy. Its main basis revolves around performing homosexual acts such as oral and anal sex on other men. Followers of this idealogy often try to disguise it as a legitimate thing, which is clearly not the truth. Meetings of this group revolve around playing of the games "Who's in my mouth", "Find the pickle", "Soggy Biscuit" and "circle jerk"
At one of their regular Floomism meetings, Nathan and Devin played "Who's in my mouth" in the dark alley behind the Taco Bell
by Bombay Sapphire Ginny December 8, 2010
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Floorism

Floorism. Everything is a floor. We believe in that. Dont judge us
"See that guy over there? I heard he believes in floorism! He believes everthings a floor! I heard him call a wall a vertical floor!"
by Jole the Jolleyfish May 8, 2021
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Foodyism

The practice of being a "foody"/"foodie" (discussing foods, restaurants, recipes, taking food pics, trying new foods)

Sometimes it can introduce excitement in people's diet through the exchange of delicious recipes. However, sometimes it can be used as a 2 hour discussion filler for superficial people who lack intuition to think about things besides food or sex. People will often use it either with or as a supplement to office (at work or school) politics and rumors.
Foodyism is not counterculture; it is mainstream.

At work Alice and Bob decided to partake in discussing their foodyism instead of the usual office politics.
by immortalisaenigma June 20, 2014
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Floorism

Floorism. We believe everythings a floor
"See that guy over there? He believes in floorism. He believes everyhing is a floor! He thinks a wall is a vertical floor!"
by anonymous May 8, 2021
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floorism

The belief that everything in the world is part of the floor
"hey, what's floorism?"
"See that wall over there? It was once part of the floor."
by Unk0wn May 8, 2021
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