Floozyism

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To act in a gorilla mentality, usually associated with being in the state of over krausened (see any old style ad,) while trying to impress a member of the opposite sex.

“Last night you were overcome by floozyism. That guy wasn’t talking shit, you were just trying to impress the bartender.” Bystanders can usually here the phrase "hold me back bro!"

Floozyism by The offender July 23, 2012

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Floomism

A pathetic excuse for religion/idealogy. Its main basis revolves around performing homosexual acts such as oral and anal sex on other men. Followers of this idealogy often try to disguise it as a legitimate thing, which is clearly not the truth. Meetings of this group revolve around playing of the games "Who's in my mouth", "Find the pickle", "Soggy Biscuit" and "circle jerk"

At one of their regular Floomism meetings, Nathan and Devin played "Who's in my mouth" in the dark alley behind the Taco Bell

Floomism by Bombay Sapphire Ginny December 8, 2010

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Floozyism • Floorism • Floomism • Foodyism • Floozie McHussie • Floozy Season • floozy shot

Floorism

Floorism. Everything is a floor. We believe in that. Dont judge us

"See that guy over there? I heard he believes in floorism! He believes everthings a floor! I heard him call a wall a vertical floor!"

Floorism by Jole the Jolleyfish May 8, 2021

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Foodyism

The practice of being a "foody"/"foodie" (discussing foods, restaurants, recipes, taking food pics, trying new foods)

Sometimes it can introduce excitement in people's diet through the exchange of delicious recipes. However, sometimes it can be used as a 2 hour discussion filler for superficial people who lack intuition to think about things besides food or sex. People will often use it either with or as a supplement to office (at work or school) politics and rumors.

Foodyism is not counterculture; it is mainstream.

At work Alice and Bob decided to partake in discussing their foodyism instead of the usual office politics.

Foodyism by immortalisaenigma June 20, 2014

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Floorism

Floorism. We believe everythings a floor

"See that guy over there? He believes in floorism. He believes everyhing is a floor! He thinks a wall is a vertical floor!"

Floorism by anonymous May 8, 2021

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floorism

The belief that everything in the world is part of the floor

"hey, what's floorism?"
"See that wall over there? It was once part of the floor."

floorism by Unk0wn May 8, 2021

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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