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a big crappy mess o'hair that looks like a monster trying to devour one's head.
lindsay: is that a monster on your head?
kevin: no, my hair's just fwoofy today.
fwoofy by bluelikejazzzzz August 11, 2008
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1. Similar to floofy, but with extra innocence/fluffiness/awkwardness.

2. What one might say when one really means to say floofy or fluffy.
1. Chelsea: OMG, my hair is really static-y today.
Dennis: No it isn't, it's just fwoofy.

2. Chelsea: Did you just say fwoofy?
Dennis: Yeah, I guess I did... Well, I think I meant to say floofy.
Chelsea: Oh.
fwoofy by leonardnimoyfan March 17, 2008
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fwoofy hair 

fwoofy hair means your hair is extra fluffier than a sheeps fur.
wow! you have fwoofy hair!
fwoofy hair by fwoofyhair May 18, 2021
Adj. Floofy
V. Floofed, Floofing

A hybrid form of the words "Poofy" and "Fluffy." Like its derivative words, Floofy generally describes something --usually an inanimate object-- as being light and airy. It is commonly understood at something pleasant as it connotes thoughts of feathers, clouds, pillows, freshly washed bunny fur and other soft amiable objects.
Ex. I awoke from the most pleasant dream where I was resting in a massive, floofy field of marshmallows.

Ex. Her beautiful white dress was floofing with layers of lace beneath the sheer silky exterior.

Ex. In her 1989 prom photo, Darlene had her long, blonde hair floofed up in large, flowing curls.
Floofy by becki sanders July 3, 2006
Funny Weird Fat Friends

- spelled FWOOF and the abbreviation is FWFF
How to use FWOOF/FWOOFY/FWOOFERS

WE ARE FWOOFY!😎✌️
FWOOFY GANG!😎💰
FWOOFERS🤧
FWOOF by Fwoofergang September 23, 2019

Floofyboop 

A floofyboop is when a soft mammal pokes ya'll with their nose
Not a cat, not a dog, they gotta be fluffier than those
Mice, rats, bunnies, hares or porcupines,
squirrels and chinchillas will also do just fine
They got the softest fur you will ever get to feel
Silent but no deadly, your sadness they can heal
The rabbit floofybooped my foot and her love I felt
Ya'll wish you could floofyboop, but being human, you just can't
Floofyboop by CookieGolem March 28, 2022
Adjective describing something that is fluffy and/or poofy, that is to say, extremely soft to the touch and lacking mass.
My bed's so floofy, it's like sleeping on a cloud.
floofy by Stephanie M. January 16, 2004
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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