blume

Referencing all things Brazilian.

Absolute advantage of Brazil over all things Paraguayan.

This class is so mother fucking blume it's killing me!

That blume'n soccer player ain't got shit on Becks

blume by Ryno March 8, 2005

Blume

The only skincare brand that has side effects of giving you that inner and outer glow, making you feel like the badass that you are. Everything smells amazing, too. Warning: you might get obsessed (and after effects might cause lots of staring in the mirror because of THAT GLOW)

"There are so many products I should be trying but you'll have to pry my Blume acne treatment out of my cold, dead hands." - @croissantbabey

Blume by bluming123456 November 24, 2021

blume quat 

vaginal fart or queef

when air is incorporated into the vagina during sexual acts, a blume quat is very likely to happen.

blume quat by hkku May 14, 2019

so judy blume 

Great to say during those hot summer moments and awkward situations you often find yourself in. Perfect for situations involving lemonade, rooftop escapades, and other simple childlish pleasures.

"Dude, look at the sunset and those children frolicking in the field!"
"Man, that is so Judy Blume"

so judy blume by confuciousisnotmyfish August 22, 2011

The Blume Effect 

The effect of treating a girl or woman with indifference, disdain and insults in an attempt to make her desire you even more. Works every time.

Wes: Did you see Matt snub that supermodel? Now she's all up on his junk!
Travis: It's 'The Blume Effect'. How does it work every time?

The Blume Effect by Stuvis February 5, 2010

judy blume 

the name of a childhood book. Nothing less nothing more

3rd grader: yo what good you read the new judy blume series

other 3rd grader: yea very good.

judy blume by coollio June 4, 2014

Ms. Blume 

A fucking bitch

Ms. Blume just took my lunch.

Ms. Blume by Kirb shas no taste September 15, 2022