Bluming

The act of cleverly tricking and deceiving people that are considered to fall under the classification "asshole".

Also:
The act of being; Skinny, tall, and a teacher.

I was bluming those robbers by saying that the safe is in the meat locker. Its not, and they are all trapped now.

by dilydaly123 February 26, 2015

blume

Referencing all things Brazilian.

Absolute advantage of Brazil over all things Paraguayan.

This class is so mother fucking blume it's killing me!

That blume'n soccer player ain't got shit on Becks

by Ryno March 8, 2005

The Blume Effect

The effect of treating a girl or woman with indifference, disdain and insults in an attempt to make her desire you even more. Works every time.

Wes: Did you see Matt snub that supermodel? Now she's all up on his junk!
Travis: It's 'The Blume Effect'. How does it work every time?

by Stuvis February 5, 2010

judy blume

the name of a childhood book. Nothing less nothing more

3rd grader: yo what good you read the new judy blume series

other 3rd grader: yea very good.

by coollio June 4, 2014

so judy blume

Great to say during those hot summer moments and awkward situations you often find yourself in. Perfect for situations involving lemonade, rooftop escapades, and other simple childlish pleasures.

"Dude, look at the sunset and those children frolicking in the field!"
"Man, that is so Judy Blume"

by confuciousisnotmyfish August 22, 2011

Ms. Blume

A fucking bitch

Ms. Blume just took my lunch.

by Kirb shas no taste September 15, 2022

Bluming

Preforming the art of Ejaculation, edging, and gooning. Typically preformed while staring at a rather large Blum bunda.

I think I'm going to Blum
“Blum Jewish”, I’m bouta Blum

Watch out I might Blum
Look at him he is Bluming

by Taint sniffer February 26, 2024