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fappers delight 

Making rhythmic music while your masturbating. one of the earliest forms in the genre of fap music; example;

(non vocal)I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
To the hip hip hop and you don't stop
The rock it to the bang bang boogie
Say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat - "One Hand Mike"

(vocal)
Now, what you hear is not a test, He's fapping to the beat -"Big Spank Hank"

-end --cut the lights. stop the dancers.

while on paper it may have looked like one man was rapping, he was not rapping. What you actually witnessed was one man beating off.
my grandpa use to play fappers delight for me and my brother after school. it was traumatizing to watch and it ruined my life but it was worth it. its more then music, its fap music,
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What's fappaning

A mildly mocking question indicating you believe someone is masturbating.
Hey bro, what's fappaning in the toilet? Hahaha!
What's fappaning by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

Fappopotamus 

Also known as the Fap King. The Fappopotamus typically resides in the Fap Cave. Leaving only to forage for food and water. The Fappopotamus lives only to Fap.
Justin, the Fappopotamus, can be heard fapping in the fap cave, all day long. Sometimes late at night when it is really quiet... you can hear the Fappopotamus... fapping... fap fap fap
Fappopotamus by Dark Phantom December 12, 2012
N.

The desire to fap.
I worked up a big fappetite watching Bill's sister play tennis.
Fappetite by Linnea Rodriguez February 22, 2005

Sappy Fappy

A sappy fappy is a very sad fap in which a penis-owning person goes to jerk it but then proceeds to cry immediately afterwards because they feel shame from God (( or they just lost their partner and are sad they had to do that themselves )).

The King of the sappy fappy is Ben Harmon from AHS: Murder House who often cries after masturbating, thinking about his broken family.
Guy 1: Yeah man my girl just dumped me and now I don't know what I'm gonna do.

Guy 2: Bro, just go have a sappy fappy and cry it out.
Sappy Fappy by gerardwayluver November 11, 2022

fappus interruptus 

Noun: A sex act in which a male starts fapping (masturbating) to internet porn only to be interrupted by his cunty wife coming back unexpectedly soon from the shopping mall. When this occurs, the male must quickly shut down the porn site, pull up his pants, and make it look like he was researching do-it-yourself home renovation projects on some girly home improvement website. Similar to coitus interruptus but refers to only male solo sex acts.
Robert: I was in the middle of jerking off to big titty porn when my stupid wife came back too early from the mall.

Dan: Haha! Fappus interruptus! Did you get caught?

Robert: Nah, I pulled up my pants and browsed to some gay Martha Stewart endorsed home improvement website.
fappus interruptus by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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