Fwappage 

Male masturbation: from the root verb fwap (onomatapoeic). Derived from the Old English "fwappen", cog. with Old Dutch "vrappen", "to knock" (cf. English "rap" as in "rappping one's knuckles").

Did you see Baywatch last night? That
bit with the slo-mo jubblies induced some serious fwappage, I can tell you!

Fwappage by me June 3, 2004

labial flappage 

Flappage or extensions of the labia

Holy shit, look at the labial flappage on that hoe

labial flappage by Yaggggi December 21, 2022

FAPPAGE 

That to which one faps. The object of ones masurbatory desires. noun.

The interweb contains a vast amount of serious fappage.

FAPPAGE by IndigoRed September 3, 2007

BICEPTUAL FLAPPAGE 

the soft fleshy flap o' skin that hangs down from the upper arms of old people and shimmers and shakes under the slightest movement of the rest of the body

Did you see Jagger's Biceptual Flappage on the Superbowl XL half time show?

BICEPTUAL FLAPPAGE by the jammer July 16, 2008

Flappage 

The alternative name for the part of the vagina called the Labia.

Lets say a group of lads standing outside a.... i dont know, a tyre Warehouse saw a fit lass walking past, they might say "check out the flappage"in order to bring everyones attention to the fit lass.

Or you could say, "i got some bwad flappage last night" meaning you had some vinga action.

Flappage by Matthew Humphreys October 20, 2008

Flappage 

Garland reference to excessive dropping or flapping of internet equipment. Device is continuously up and down.

We're seeing alot of flappage from your modem rack.

Flappage by swanssy January 13, 2009

collateral fappage 

The other, unattractive people in a picture or video you're masturbating to

Man, I totally rubbed one out to those shots of Lindsay Lohan topless. Her mom was in the background, though - total collateral fappage.

collateral fappage by Johnny Herp Derp August 16, 2011