Fwamp

Fu-womp (as in swamp) (verb) The act of pooping in the approximate amount of time it would take one to pee. Getting just enough poop out to hold one over until one has ample time to get settled into a more private and comfortable poop recepticle, bathroom, shithouse, john, throne...you get the idea...or toilet.

Usually performed in situations such as new relationships while at future in-laws', in the midst of mixed company having dinner, or when in a rush for work to make it on time but not having to hold it the entire commute.

Person 1: "Dude, we only got 3 minutes 'til class and I really gotta poop!"
Person 2: "Just go Fwamp."
Person 1: "Great idea! I'm so glad this word exists!!!"

by Matt, Chris, and the one and only Mr. Fwamp December 9, 2008

fwamp

Fwamp is everything in life.. Fwamp is the alpha and the omega. Fwamp is the beginning to the end. Fwamp is life.

How the fwamp are you?
Can I take a look at your fwamp?
Oh fwamp what the fwamp is that?

by Thefwamper May 23, 2017

Fampai

A blending of fam and Senpai. Used as a term of endearment toward Senpai you are close to, but still want to pay respect.

I'm still at level 10, I have a lot of grinding to do before I reach your level fampai.

by evilsbrotherevilb July 21, 2016

famprice

noun

a price that is very cheap or deeply discounted; usually reserved for family members/close friends.

Hugh: "Yo Aaron did you get those new Nike HTM flyknits that dropped today?"
Aaron: "Yeah I did - they're super limited though, so I'm only looking to sell for double retail."
Hugh: "Come on, man! I know you got em for below retail; I need famprice on them."
Aaron: "Sorry man, I gotta make money so I'm gonna steve nash that offer. Later."

by xaM August 29, 2014

Peter Frampton

A very talented musician, but every time I hear him on the radio I end up getting stuck in traffic and screaming: "Dammmnnnn youuu Peteeerrr Frammptoonnnnnnn!!!"

"Dude, his guitar is talkin man."

by Stevie June 22, 2004

Framptoned

It is the same as being quick-fingered in the but or pushed from behind.

Meme from World of Tanks community that twitch streamer Quickybaby pushed a teammate out in front of enemy tanks. the name of his account in tanks is "quickfingers".

that player got "Framptoned". that player got pushed out in front of enemy tanks.

by Nisse Päronpung April 8, 2021

anal flamping

When your partner has piles and you are mid anal intercourse the piles swell too large and trap the penis within the anus.

"Mate got my tackle stuck in her lumpy porridge last night, it was some serious anal flamping"

by MattM18 March 18, 2015