A friend who takes the life blood and energy out of you by telling you all their problems and taking up hours of your time, while never really showing interest in your life. Talking to them basically sucks the life out of you.
I spoke with Julia for 3 hours last nighton the phone. She went on and on about her life and all her crazy drama. We talked so late and so long she sucked the life out of me. She's a frampire....
Fu-womp (as in swamp) (verb) The act of pooping in the approximate amount of time it would take one to pee. Getting just enough poop out to hold one over until one has ample time to get settled into a more private and comfortable poop recepticle, bathroom, shithouse, john, throne...you get the idea...or toilet.
Usually performed in situations such as new relationships while at future in-laws', in the midst of mixed companyhaving dinner, or when in a rush for work to make it on time but not having to hold it the entire commute.
Person 1: "Dude, we only got 3 minutes 'til class and I really gotta poop!"
Person 2: "Just go Fwamp."
Person 1: "Great idea! I'm so glad this word exists!!!"