Fwampi 

To brutally rape an inanimate object. >>; I didn't make this up, either.

To everyone's disgust, Erica fwampi'd a chair. Ew. She should be shot. D:

Fwampi by Lyktotally February 17, 2005

Fwampi 

To have bestial sex with a sheep. Aka, to rape a sheep.

Sometimes, when Mark goes to his father's farm, he has to Fwampi Martha the old sheep.

Fwampi by Eileen V August 31, 2005

anal flamping 

When your partner has piles and you are mid anal intercourse the piles swell too large and trap the penis within the anus.

"Mate got my tackle stuck in her lumpy porridge last night, it was some serious anal flamping"

anal flamping by MattM18 March 18, 2015

frampire

A friend who takes the life blood and energy out of you by telling you all their problems and taking up hours of your time, while never really showing interest in your life. Talking to them basically sucks the life out of you.

I spoke with Julia for 3 hours last night on the phone. She went on and on about her life and all her crazy drama. We talked so late and so long she sucked the life out of me. She's a frampire....

frampire by swgx2001 June 3, 2011

Fwamp 

Fu-womp (as in swamp) (verb) The act of pooping in the approximate amount of time it would take one to pee. Getting just enough poop out to hold one over until one has ample time to get settled into a more private and comfortable poop recepticle, bathroom, shithouse, john, throne...you get the idea...or toilet.

Usually performed in situations such as new relationships while at future in-laws', in the midst of mixed company having dinner, or when in a rush for work to make it on time but not having to hold it the entire commute.

Person 1: "Dude, we only got 3 minutes 'til class and I really gotta poop!"
Person 2: "Just go Fwamp."
Person 1: "Great idea! I'm so glad this word exists!!!"

Fwamp by Matt, Chris, and the one and only Mr. Fwamp December 9, 2008

fampin

Combination of Fake and Pimpin

Why this fool fampin' like he just bought that Chrysler 300 when he KNOW he rented that shit for the weekend!

fampin by Big Reg September 25, 2006

Framping 

Constant activity resulting in very little progress due to methanphetamine use.

Jane was out framping in the shop all night

Framping by G1ng3rsnap August 28, 2018