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Fu-womp (as in swamp) (verb) The act of pooping in the approximate amount of time it would take one to pee. Getting just enough poop out to hold one over until one has ample time to get settled into a more private and comfortable poop recepticle, bathroom, shithouse, john, throne...you get the idea...or toilet.
Usually performed in situations such as new relationships while at future in-laws', in the midst of mixed company having dinner, or when in a rush for work to make it on time but not having to hold it the entire commute.

Person 1: "Dude, we only got 3 minutes 'til class and I really gotta poop!"
Person 2: "Just go Fwamp."
Person 1: "Great idea! I'm so glad this word exists!!!"
Related Words
Fwampy • flampy • frampy • Fwamp • Fwampi • fwample • fwappy • fwompy
Gay Boy, Being a Frampy is being a gay person, but if you translated it exactly it would be 'Gay boy'
"The Lads, except Frampy..."

"OMG you're such a Frampy!"

"STFU Frampy!"
Frampy by Dom <3 Ryan August 11, 2009
To brutally rape an inanimate object. >>; I didn't make this up, either.
To everyone's disgust, Erica fwampi'd a chair. Ew. She should be shot. D:
Fwampi by Lyktotally February 17, 2005
To have bestial sex with a sheep. Aka, to rape a sheep.
Sometimes, when Mark goes to his father's farm, he has to Fwampi Martha the old sheep.
Fwampi by Eileen V August 31, 2005
Something that is unlikeable, unfortunate, or stupid.
Can even be used as an insult.
The act of being flamp.
Doom3 was such a flampy game.
E-whores are flamp.
WHAT THE FLAMP?!
flampy by beta October 1, 2005
This institutes being fucking crampy.
Ohhh my I am soo frampy right now. I was crampy yesterday, but now I am frampy!!!
Frampy by cflynn1 November 23, 2009
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