MattM18's definitions

Jumper thumper

Is the term given to an over enlargered foreskin which has received prolonged sexual intercourse. This prolonged intercourse creates a thicker more jumper-like foreskin which can also vary in colour e.g red, blue, purple and even Smokey orange

'Dad what's a jumper thumper?' ......... 'ermmm, it's that rabbit of bambi son'

by MattM18 March 6, 2019

anal flamping

When your partner has piles and you are mid anal intercourse the piles swell too large and trap the penis within the anus.

"Mate got my tackle stuck in her lumpy porridge last night, it was some serious anal flamping"

by MattM18 March 18, 2015