flampy

Something that is unlikeable, unfortunate, or stupid.
Can even be used as an insult.
The act of being flamp.

Doom3 was such a flampy game.
E-whores are flamp.
WHAT THE FLAMP?!

by beta October 1, 2005

flampy

When you deposit a load of swimmers (semen) in your chicks (or dudes) mouth. They spit the load on your bean bag and then singe the jizz off with a hot light bulb.

Dude, if you like the smell of burnt hair and semen, have your old lady give you a flampy.

by Rex Mantooth October 17, 2006

flampy

When a guy receives oral sex while he is sitting on the toilet

I wanted to get nail Susie, but I had to take a shit, and I didn't have much time before I had to be at practice. So Susie gave me a flampy instead.

by Caleb Mandrake May 5, 2006

flampy

When things that should be crispy or crunchy have gone a bit soft.

These biscuits have been left out overnight and have gone flampy.

by Emms76 November 28, 2007

Flampy

That indescribable feeling you get flowing through your body after smoking marijuana. May cause person to feel like moving their limbs.

Person 1: What the fuck is Dave doing?
Person 2: He's moving his limbs around for some reason.
Dave: I'm doin it cuz i just smoke a blunt and i'm flampy as FUCK!

by always420sumwer December 4, 2010

Flampy

Other uses: Flamp Dick,

Def: A halfway erected penis that appears slightly bigger than its regular state. Typically happens when an guy, who is insecure about his penis size, exposes his junk to others in a way to make it bigger, yet not showing a full erection. In other words, cat fish dick.

1. “Brittney, your ex boyfriend Kyle sent me a dick pic. Is he really packing”
“Lmao no bitch! His dick is so small. That’s a flamp dick. Don’t be fooled, sis”
2. No one:

Me: What you call a dick that’s not hard but bigger than it’s natural state when a guy is aroused? A flampy.

by SensitiveVillain July 4, 2019