Something that is unlikeable, unfortunate, or stupid.
Can even be used as an insult.
The act of being flamp.
Can even be used as an insult.
The act of being flamp.
by beta October 01, 2005
When you deposit a load of swimmers (semen) in your chicks (or dudes) mouth. They spit the load on your bean bag and then singe the jizz off with a hot light bulb.
by Rex Mantooth October 17, 2006
I wanted to get nail Susie, but I had to take a shit, and I didn't have much time before I had to be at practice. So Susie gave me a flampy instead.
by Caleb Mandrake May 05, 2006
by Emms76 November 28, 2007
That indescribable feeling you get flowing through your body after smoking marijuana. May cause person to feel like moving their limbs.
Person 1: What the fuck is Dave doing?
Person 2: He's moving his limbs around for some reason.
Dave: I'm doin it cuz i just smoke a blunt and i'm flampy as FUCK!
Person 2: He's moving his limbs around for some reason.
Dave: I'm doin it cuz i just smoke a blunt and i'm flampy as FUCK!
by always420sumwer December 04, 2010
A small Lithuanian man who is a wide as he is tall. Often found within your veins and or colon. This is referred to as Internal Lithuanian syndrome
Example: "bro not even lying I feel like flampy is rolling down deep in my colon" "Bro ur gonna die "
by Sillyhomunculus March 04, 2024
Other uses: Flamp Dick,
Def: A halfway erected penis that appears slightly bigger than its regular state. Typically happens when an guy, who is insecure about his penis size, exposes his junk to others in a way to make it bigger, yet not showing a full erection. In other words, cat fish dick.
Def: A halfway erected penis that appears slightly bigger than its regular state. Typically happens when an guy, who is insecure about his penis size, exposes his junk to others in a way to make it bigger, yet not showing a full erection. In other words, cat fish dick.
1. “Brittney, your ex boyfriend Kyle sent me a dick pic. Is he really packing”
“Lmao no bitch! His dick is so small. That’s a flamp dick. Don’t be fooled, sis”
2. No one:
Me: What you call a dick that’s not hard but bigger than it’s natural state when a guy is aroused? A flampy.
“Lmao no bitch! His dick is so small. That’s a flamp dick. Don’t be fooled, sis”
2. No one:
Me: What you call a dick that’s not hard but bigger than it’s natural state when a guy is aroused? A flampy.
by SensitiveVillain July 04, 2019