Fampai
A blending of fam and Senpai. Used as a term of endearment toward Senpai you are close to, but still want to pay respect.
Fampai by evilsbrotherevilb July 21, 2016
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famprice
noun
a price that is very cheap or deeply discounted; usually reserved for family members/close friends.
a price that is very cheap or deeply discounted; usually reserved for family members/close friends.
Hugh: "Yo Aaron did you get those new Nike HTM flyknits that dropped today?"
Aaron: "Yeah I did - they're super limited though, so I'm only looking to sell for double retail."
Hugh: "Come on, man! I know you got em for below retail; I need famprice on them."
Aaron: "Sorry man, I gotta make money so I'm gonna steve nash that offer. Later."
Aaron: "Yeah I did - they're super limited though, so I'm only looking to sell for double retail."
Hugh: "Come on, man! I know you got em for below retail; I need famprice on them."
Aaron: "Sorry man, I gotta make money so I'm gonna steve nash that offer. Later."
Fapaint
Painter: (lying on the floor with white paint spilled all over)
Daughter: (Opens the door) AAh!!!! DAD this painter fapainted!!
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Painter : (Fapping and painting the wall at the same time)
Daughter : WTF is he doing daddy????
Dad : That's an art!!! it is called as fapainting.... :)
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Daughter: (Opens the door) AAh!!!! DAD this painter fapainted!!
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Painter : (Fapping and painting the wall at the same time)
Daughter : WTF is he doing daddy????
Dad : That's an art!!! it is called as fapainting.... :)
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Fapaint by 7208118281 January 4, 2012
Fampire
someone who leeches off other people's families. be it murdering their victim's family, or simply snatching them from their beds, a fampire simply wants a family of their own, and will do anything for it.
Kleinchen just killed my brother and sister. and mother. and great aunt susie. all because he wanted me to be his family. He's such a fampire.
Fampire by KonnorMitEinK May 1, 2011
fanpairing
fanpairing by Nevermorepixie October 15, 2005
fampa
‘DAYMM look at my FAMPA’
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