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Fuckruptcy
A situation in which someone has taken out a loan on fucks and then defaulted, because they've given too many fucks to ever repay.
"Dude. my girl just dumped me AGAIN and I--"
"Profoundest apologies, my friend, but I fear I am unable to give a fuck about your tale of woe: you see, I've had to declare fuckruptcy in the wake of giving too many fucks about your shit last week."
"Profoundest apologies, my friend, but I fear I am unable to give a fuck about your tale of woe: you see, I've had to declare fuckruptcy in the wake of giving too many fucks about your shit last week."
Fuckruptcy by Mollena May 23, 2013
Fuckrupt
The state of being completley unable to give a fuck.
Usually used when the person has been in fuckdefecit for some time, has defaulted of thier fuckmortgage and has no fucks left to give.
Usually used when the person has been in fuckdefecit for some time, has defaulted of thier fuckmortgage and has no fucks left to give.
'You want what? Sorry pal, no can do, I'm completley fuckrupt. I do have plenty of I dont care about your shit, fella, leave me the hell alone, though. Would you like to sample some?'
'Hey Dick, could you ask Frenulum down in H.R to hurry up and file that t32b for the Johnson report lickety-split?'
'No can do boss, I'm pretty sure he's fuckrupt today, and my fucksilo is looking alarmingly empty too. I'm running out of fuck-grain to feed my fuck-chickens, and hungry fuck-chickens don't lay fuck-eggs, now do they? What I'm saying is, how about you do it your goddamn self, cheif.
'Hey Dick, could you ask Frenulum down in H.R to hurry up and file that t32b for the Johnson report lickety-split?'
'No can do boss, I'm pretty sure he's fuckrupt today, and my fucksilo is looking alarmingly empty too. I'm running out of fuck-grain to feed my fuck-chickens, and hungry fuck-chickens don't lay fuck-eggs, now do they? What I'm saying is, how about you do it your goddamn self, cheif.
Fuckrupt by Artemis Depthcharge October 19, 2010
Fuckric
Fuckric by Frostix_18 August 24, 2020
Fuckronaut
1. One who is completely fucked in the head.
2. What you become when you join the bazillion mile high club
2. What you become when you join the bazillion mile high club
Fuckronaut by Burchie April 28, 2010
FUCKrying out loud
What you say when you accidently let the f-word slip in the presence of people who you don't want to swear in front of.
Mum: "Rod, we are cutting your allowence"
Rod: "FUCKrying out loud..."
or
Teacher: "Rod, you failed the last maths test"
Rod: "FUCKrying out loud... I tried really hard on that one."
Rod: "FUCKrying out loud..."
or
Teacher: "Rod, you failed the last maths test"
Rod: "FUCKrying out loud... I tried really hard on that one."
FUCKrying out loud by Offyogurt May 18, 2009
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
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