futonomous

used as an adjective in any situation
(the point is to not have anyone know what it means)

Your crotch rocket is futonomous.
That dinner was futonomous, Mom!

by leanlikeachola April 5, 2008

Autonomous

having the right or power to be self governed

autonomous government

by 1c3mAn July 8, 2009

106th Filipinos Autonomous

An organization commonly mistaken for a gang whose sole purpose is to prevent pointless street fights in the inner streets of New York City. It's origins can be traced all the way back to 1999 and was finnaly established in early 2006 after 2 people with the same sentiments and past decided to make sure a history like their past would never repeat itself. The organization is led by a group of 6 people. The leader, otherwise known as the "commander", who has more power but still equal is codenamed XIII. The vice-commander is codenamed XVII and the "4 Generals" are designated as XXI, JT(Pi), MDL, and IX. All memebers invoked into the organization are designated a significant number which to call themeselves.
Another name for the 106th Filipinos Autonomous is Terminal

The 106th Filipinos Autonomous are devoted to ending pointless battles

by Kou September 16, 2008

autonomous erotica

A person who pleasures himself in a self-driving (autonomous) vehicle. You don't have to hold the steering wheel, so you have two free hands. autoerotica, masturbation, touching oneself, self-pleasure, handjob, auto, car, Google, Google car, Apple car, autonomous vehicle, self-driving, autojacking

I now know why all of these researchers want to go on all of these autonomous vehicle test drives alone. It's called autonomous erotica. Yikes!

by joecoolthefool April 20, 2016

Google Autonomous Vehicle

When a person is walking down the sidewalk looking down at their phone. There is no human in charge of the operation of their vehicle (i.e., their body).

A Google Autonomous Vehicle is usually watching the little blue dot to see which way on the map they are moving. Once the Google Autonomous Vehicle figures that out, they can reorient themselves in the right direction towards their destination.

I became a Google Autonomous Vehicle when I punched "tapas bar near me."

by Ae5Ea8 January 19, 2016

Fartonomous

When somebody rips a squeaker so intense that it echos off walls and is impossible to tell which direction it originated.

My squeakers are usually pretty fartonomous with their incredible range and delayed shit smell.

by Miguanto August 20, 2013

Flytonomous

The feeling you get when your life is perfect for 30 days in succesion

My new girlfriend has given me head every day for 3 months and I've got 15 raises at work since then. I'm feeling pretty Flytonomous.

by TJ Swaggerson December 2, 2009