futality

Fighting to the death for a totally futile cause.

He died for his cause, the plight of the out of work wagon wheel makers.

by Louie October 19, 2004

fatality

Awesome move done in Mortal Kombat when the big voice guy says "Finish Him!"
And you obliterate your opponent

"Finish Him!"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"
"Sub-Zero Wins , Fatality"

by Rane May 8, 2003

Fatality

When you violently disembowel a rival at which Shao Kahn/ chuck Norris( whichever is avalible) claims you won

Finish him! (fatality) you win, FATALITY!

by Reedy28 June 14, 2012

futility

Performing an action that has no results.

Andy's futility knows no bounds... He rotates squares in Tetris.

by Macros-the-Black August 29, 2012

relative futility

As it pertains to economic "Law of Diminishing Returns", and Maslow
relative futility is the measure of fucks you are obligated to risk on

a useless venture.
This is reached when the odds of a return on the investment = LESS THAN ZERO

The relative futility of meeting an active brain cell in this dump is absolute,

so I save 10 bucks if I PASS on that useless venture!
Karmic return = Finding 8$ STNG Collector's set "Dixon Hill" and "Gloria"
at nerd shop down the street = "SO MUCH WIN"

by Thygeekgoddess March 11, 2017

exercise in futility

I. an action that is generally pointless and will have no effect.

II. A discussion that is useless in the bigger picture and in which neither party is actually right, even thought both sides of the argument try to win every time.

I. washing your car before a thunderstorm is an exercise in futility
Ia. trying to exterminate cockroaches

II. the unending fight over whether rock is better than rap.

by Herzlos March 19, 2008

Fatality

A dance move inspired by Mortal Kombat in which, while grinding, the partner in front drops it low and proceeds to slap the floor with open palms. Said partner is then free to slowly rise, with their hands remaining on the floor as long as possible.

“Oh, you’re the girls we were dancing with when I threw down a Fatality.”
“Yeah, we didn’t know guys pulled moves like that.”

by NatalieDePortia August 17, 2011