WINS 

Wins: ie for soemething to own a situation, be enjoyable, cool,rock,kick ass, or be vastly superior to any situation:

"Dude, this definition totally wins you, its so l33T"

WINS by Fat Umar April 15, 2005

wins 

What your machine or gadget does when it breaks down and quits on you.

Well, the transmission's shot, or the head is blown, or it wouldn't start this morning. My car wins! And I lose in this old time-money-inconvenience round. That temperamental, or worse, heap of lemon! You win if you nip the sucker in the bud with a minimum of drama.

wins by Milt Alwin March 1, 2011

wins 

Wins is the common phrase used by small penis individuals who have won a game of Fortnite. The amount of wins a Fortnite player has determines how long there dong is (the more wins, the shorter dong)

Yeah bro me and my bud Jack got some hard Wins on Fortnite yesterday

wins by CameronDOTgov June 18, 2018

WINS 

A radio station in the NYC area (1010 AM) that plays all news, all the time. Has recently celebrated its 40th anniversary.

You give us 22 minutes, and we'll give you the world.

WINS by Omega Death May 8, 2005

WINS 

Only the most stoopid and phat system ever invented for screwing up an entire netwizzle.

Why won't WINS F*****n' work, yo?

WINS by WINSHater August 20, 2004

Wins 

NSFW content(pictures and videos) of hot chicks preferred naked and being gutter AF!

Hannah sent me a few wins but wow they definitely be Lit wins!

Wins by Winning Ricky January 14, 2021

wins at life 

A girl that is so good looking but you don't want to say that shes blatenly hot!

Dude, Kevin...that girl she wins at life!

wins at life by markisbond February 10, 2006