furtile

A neat and hairy vulva.

Gotta love the furtile!

by NickE May 7, 2007

Fertile Crescent

An area in Southern Colorado known for its farming, gangs, cannabis production, and supernatural & alien activity. See also: San Luis Valley

Hey, we boutta hit up the Fertile Crescent to see some crop circles. Wanna come?

Man, you KNOW those Fertile Crescent strains are the best!

Those farmers in the Fertile Crescent be trippin, man. Cannabis so good that the aliens come to get it.

by Kensco7 November 6, 2018

Fartilepsy

A disorder marked by abnormal abdominal discharges from the ass and typically manifested by sudden, brief episodes of diminished sphincter control, involuntary flatulence, and sometimes severe anal explosions.

Tobin would be a great guy to date, but he does suffer from fartilepsy so be forewarned.

by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011

Furpile

A furpile is when multiple furries pile on top of each other, most likely in fursuits. Furpiles are usually found randomly around conventions, mainly just for fun.

"When I saw how big the furpile was, I decided to join them."

by ttheblueberrymuffinman July 16, 2018

Furtigetical

To be completely obsessed with one's self; to be narcissistic; to see one's self as better than one actually is.

The pastor was completely Furtigetical as he thought he was the most important person in the world.

by Sajak March 5, 2014

fertile myrtle

Fertile goddess. Somebody who is really fertile

Damn that girl is a fertile myrtle. She's already had 3 kids is 6 years.

by Starpuma December 10, 2013

futile

Pointless and hopeless.

I ran as fast as I could, but it was futile. The bus was too far away and the driver turned and drove off.

by happycookie August 4, 2011