furtb 

Full-up-ready-to-burst (mostly relating to harddisks)

Damnit my harddisk is gonna FURTB

furtb by RA March 4, 2004

fartboarding 

A form of torture where a prisoner is tied down with a man's asshole hovering less than an inch from his face. The farts will proceed until he cracks and reveals information.

Ron-I'm so glad that they finally banned waterboarding.
Carl-That's just a small victory. They still allow fartboarding.

fartboarding by Beef Cannon Bill October 14, 2011

FARTBASS

fartbass is a word used to inject humor and is also a type of stock

Hey Duane, how's your Fartbass stock doing?

FARTBASS by Fartbass April 4, 2008

furbling 

Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank even when you are the only person in line.

Furbling is a pain in the ass.

furbling by Rich Hall & friends January 10, 2009

FartBucks 

A form of currency, obtained by farting. Currently not backed by precious metals, but may be backed by shit soon. To combat inflation, every fart that wishes to be converted, must:
•Be above 47 decibels
•Leave a stench (stinkier my accumulate interest)
•Last at least 0.35 seconds (farts above 1 sec may accumulate interest)
Farts can be judged by a certified Federal Fart Inspector or 5 males within your vicinity that can collectively decide your fart’s value. FartBucks currently are valued along with shitcoin, but nothing can currently be purchased with these FartBucks as our FartBank project was declined by numerous state and city governments.

Uses the 𓈝 symbol for currency.

“Tyler nearly tore himself a new asshole, but damn they gave him 5 whole FartBucks”

“Many Farttrepreneurs now a days are investing their FartBucks to achieve their american dream”

FartBucks by Danull February 14, 2019

Fartbeat 

The way you can tell if an animal or person is still alive when they look asleep/dead, because they pop a fart.

Johnny: "Hey man I think shes dead, or passed out, I dunno!"

Marty: "Eww hear that... shes just farted"

Johnny: "Yeah man shes definitely got a fartbeat"

Fartbeat by Crus_Russ March 16, 2010

Fartboy 

A subculture cartoon hero who performs good deeds in the world using his exceptional gaseous emissions to do so.

I’ve had my encounters with Fartboy, he’s a helluva cool guy to hang out with if you’ve got a good gas mask!

Fartboy by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019