fartbank

1. A little known section of the colon (just past the Appendix) where large blasts of flatulence can hide for days before bursting forth with great fervor.

2. Also, see Ed in "Shaun of the Dead".

1. "Excuse me, I had a bean burrito last week and...uh-oh...here it comes out of my fartbank!"

2. "I'm sorry, Shaun."

by Brainiac March 2, 2005

fartbank

Some1 hu cn fart on commandA real Kevin typical Kevin

Hes such a fartbank dude that guy can fart, hes such a Kevin

by Legend February 28, 2005

Fartbanger

A fartbanger is defined as a 4 cylinder (4 banger) front wheel drive car equipped with an oversized muffler. It literally sounds as if someone is farting in an empty beer can. Typically these vehicles are driven by inexperienced drivers who derive thier skills and value set from playing Grand Theft Auto and watching Fast & Furious.

In example, any older model front wheel drive car is a perfect candidate to become a Fartbanger. Just hacksaw off the factory exhaust, slap on a crappy piece of junk megaphone type muffler and viola... You have a Fartbanger. Oh, don't forget to add a really dumb looking spoiler and maybe some stickers too.

by Jason L71 December 9, 2007

fartwank

masturbating whilst sitting on the toilet defecating

"Hey fellas, I'm just going for a quick fartwank"

by stingrod May 26, 2006

Fartbasket

A portable container into which the participant may discharge an anal vapor in order to share the contents with interested parties at various locations.

Fartbasket
An innovative system utilized to share anally dispersed vaporous aromas with a vast array of geographically distant folkles.

by Jay Kay 1971 January 15, 2019