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furbling 

furbling.. when you get caught in a really tangly furburger like a 70s porn gone wrong.
me "omg help im furbling my way hell outta this pusshair and it keeps gettin tighter." some guy "Damn dawg its like the furblympics up in dis beeootch! Oh hey waddup Craig!" FFIsOn
furbling by FFIsOn July 18, 2022
Fumbling for keys. Barney's dad claims to have invented the word in 19th episode("Legendaddy"), season 6 of How I Met Your Mother.
I invented the word Furgling. It means fumbling for keys.
furgling by ogion April 10, 2011

Sponge fumbling 

Accidentally sticking your fist up your arse while searching for your favourite sponge in an overly bubbled bath.
I had to throw my bath into the street after my first sponge fumbling.

furkling 

to furkle v - 1) to rummage around; to search. 2) to muck about. often misspelled as "searching"
After much furkling, Will discovered that his new word "furkling" was acknowledged by only 238 people worldwide.
Karan furkled around in her handbag for her pen, while Will less-than-calmly tried to explain what "furkling" was.
furkling by Wilberforce February 8, 2007

Fumbling Martin

Losing control of your penis during masturbation, causing it to slip out of your hands and enter your tight cornhole. While the skin flute is jammed in the ring, it is now impossible to remove. Cutting it off is your only solution, usually leading to death.
Time of death; 4:20
Cause of death; Fumbling Martin
Fumbling Martin by _george__ January 6, 2007

Fumbling The Bag

Not being able to get into a relationship thats perfectly set up for you
Aaron fumbled the bag within 12 hours. the girl was perfect but once he started typing he was already fumbling the bag
Fumbling The Bag by AJ7865 April 23, 2023
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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