furbling

Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank even when you are the only person in line.

Furbling is a pain in the ass.

by Rich Hall & friends January 10, 2009

furbling

furbling.. when you get caught in a really tangly furburger like a 70s porn gone wrong.

me "omg help im furbling my way hell outta this pusshair and it keeps gettin tighter." some guy "Damn dawg its like the furblympics up in dis beeootch! Oh hey waddup Craig!" FFIsOn

by FFIsOn July 18, 2022

furgling

Fumbling for keys. Barney's dad claims to have invented the word in 19th episode("Legendaddy"), season 6 of How I Met Your Mother.

I invented the word Furgling. It means fumbling for keys.

by ogion April 10, 2011

Sponge fumbling

Accidentally sticking your fist up your arse while searching for your favourite sponge in an overly bubbled bath.

I had to throw my bath into the street after my first sponge fumbling.

by Mr WithersSpakeThrust June 3, 2009

furkling

to furkle v - 1) to rummage around; to search. 2) to muck about. often misspelled as "searching"

After much furkling, Will discovered that his new word "furkling" was acknowledged by only 238 people worldwide.
Karan furkled around in her handbag for her pen, while Will less-than-calmly tried to explain what "furkling" was.

by Wilberforce February 8, 2007

Fumbling Martin

Losing control of your penis during masturbation, causing it to slip out of your hands and enter your tight cornhole. While the skin flute is jammed in the ring, it is now impossible to remove. Cutting it off is your only solution, usually leading to death.

Time of death; 4:20
Cause of death; Fumbling Martin

by _george__ January 6, 2007

Fumbling The Bag

Not being able to get into a relationship thats perfectly set up for you

Aaron fumbled the bag within 12 hours. the girl was perfect but once he started typing he was already fumbling the bag

by AJ7865 April 23, 2023