Someone who acts like a pussy and is super nerdy and weird. Typically they don’t have many friends and it’s rare to see them with any bitches. They are the most awkward people you will ever meet.
Forcastinate: knowing well in advance that you will wait until the last minute to get a task done.
Phil knew that his anniversary was coming up but, just like every year, his tendency to forcastinate would mean that he would be shopping at the last minute
A corporate put-some-shine-on-this-poop term for an unpaid furlough of five or more consecutive work-days. Often said with heavyirony. A combination of the words furlough and vacation.
A runescape term that refers to dumb ass magers in pvp worlds who distance themself from you, use prayer, and keep freezing you with ice barrage or burst.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!