4 definitions by Corporatespeak
Food you get at a restaurant where you order at a register, go sit down, and have it brought to you. Generally faster than a sit-down meal, but better for you (and better-tasting) than fast-food. Examples include small Italian restaurants, Fuddrucker's, and many Asian lunch joints.
Medium food also includes restaurants where you order at the counter, go sit down, and are called back up to get your food a few minutes later.
Medium food also includes restaurants where you order at the counter, go sit down, and are called back up to get your food a few minutes later.
Mike: Dude, let's hit Wendy's for a quick lunch.
Dave: Nah, I'm trying to lose weight. No fast food. How about medium food?
Mike: Sure, that burger joint on Main Street has a special today. Let's go!
Dave: Nah, I'm trying to lose weight. No fast food. How about medium food?
Mike: Sure, that burger joint on Main Street has a special today. Let's go!
by Corporatespeak April 21, 2009
The people who attend goodbye or birthday parties at offices for the sole purpose of eating cake. They tend to stand in the back of the group, chit-chatting among themselves, and come up with something pithy to say to a person they don't know or care too much about just so they can get out of working for half an hour or so.
Luke: Hey, are you coming to Georgia's goodbye party today? She's been downsized.
Ann: Georgia? Isn't she in... accounting?
Luke: Who cares? There's cake!
Ann: You cake vulture.
Ann: Georgia? Isn't she in... accounting?
Luke: Who cares? There's cake!
Ann: You cake vulture.
by Corporatespeak January 2, 2009
when a TV show, movie, or real-life event causes you to laugh, but at the end of the joke, something serious is said that is NOT funny, and the laugh goes from good to uncomfortable
That joke about George W. Bush was so funny that I laughed for almost a minute, but by the time I recovered, they were talking about 9/11 and my carryover laugh made me look like an asshole.
by Corporatespeak March 10, 2009
A corporate put-some-shine-on-this-poop term for an unpaid furlough of five or more consecutive work-days. Often said with heavy irony. A combination of the words furlough and vacation.
Chris: "Where are you going on your furcation?"
Mike: "To buy a bunch of ramen noodles, sit on the couch, and try not to spend any money."
Mike: "To buy a bunch of ramen noodles, sit on the couch, and try not to spend any money."
by Corporatespeak February 24, 2009