furcation 

A corporate put-some-shine-on-this-poop term for an unpaid furlough of five or more consecutive work-days. Often said with heavy irony. A combination of the words furlough and vacation.

Chris: "Where are you going on your furcation?"

Mike: "To buy a bunch of ramen noodles, sit on the couch, and try not to spend any money."

furcation by Corporatespeak February 24, 2009

class 4 furcation 

another name for a really bad camel toe...

Whoah! That girl in the yoga pants has an extreme class 4 furcation!

class 4 furcation by teethscraper March 9, 2010

fucktional

having or serving a sexual purpose; capable of serving the purpose of sex and for which it was designed: fucktional architecture; a chair that is fucktional as well as decorative

The way the kitchen is designed allows the chefs island great fucktionality.

fucktional by Scub snubs November 7, 2013

fauxcation 

(n.) A vacation that is neither restful nor restorative. Frequently occurs during holiday trips when either work or family obligations affect one's ability to relax.

After our dog ate our host's couch, we were on fauxcation.

My mother's endless nagging turned our beach trip into fauxcation.

fauxcation by The_Joneses September 28, 2008

fartation migration 

To leave the area after you fart.

After the stench filled the room, people noticed Jeff was gone and declared that he used fartation migration.

fartation migration by A Bob bay March 21, 2008

Fuckation 

A short trip with the sole purpose of fucking. There may be little to no sleep involved in a fuckation.

Wanna hook up? I need a fuckation.

Fuckation by AW69 December 18, 2010

faycation 

A vacation where you spend time every day logging in to email and checking voice mail. "fake" + "vacation" = "faycation"

Melanie went away to Aruba for a week, but she spent hours each day working during her faycation.

faycation by chicagodom April 10, 2009