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A dog or other domesticated animal (pet) that is exquisitely clingy for the breed. Derivative origin from "carbuncle" and "fur baby"
My Mastiff would not leave my side this morning while I was trying to make breakfast - what a FURBUNCLE!
furbuncle by Dogdad1 November 19, 2025
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Adult friend of your family that you've come to thing of as an uncle.
That's my fruncle. He isn't really my uncle but he's been a friend of the family my whole life.
Fruncle by Serialseb June 12, 2007
An adult male who acts like part of the family to is friends' children, and usually the most entertaining adult at any get-together. Derived from friend+uncle
Go play ball with Fruncle Matt. Mommy's getting her drink on.
Fruncle by LexiCodger December 17, 2011

furburgler 

A person who enjoys eating furburgers aka hairy pussy. They are so deperate that they may even go to the length of breaking and entering the pants of a holder of a furburger just to eat it.
God damn that kid is really a furburgler!
furburgler by Austin April 18, 2004
You tell me........ this word is defined solely by the one who uses it and for which purpose it is used.
A.K.A - use at your discretion :)
1. "Fuzzuncle!"
2. Snow me your fuzzuncle.
3. No I didn't say fuzzy uncle.
4. "Oh fuzzuncle"
fuzzuncle by Pamomy April 20, 2007
A friend of the family that has taken on the role of the uncle.
Yo you see Matty G. he's my daughter's Fruncle .
Fruncle by X-Ray87 May 24, 2016

Fumbunkler 

Fumbunkler is a light hearted jab that one would typically direct towards friends.

This word is never to be mistaken with "bumfunkler"
"Hurry up you fumbunkler, we're going to be late for the train"
Fumbunkler by Count Noosula April 16, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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