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Furburgled

The horrible act of having your furburger stolen by a furburgler! Such crimes are allowed in most states of the USA. ~apel.
Victim: Jeeze this is the third time ive been furburgled this week!! Police Officer: Oh thats not good, could i just check to make sure it's really gone?
by apel_turn0va November 27, 2007
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Filipino Furburger

South-East Asian coochie. Even if it is not from the Philippines, you can imagine it is and tell your buddies it was.
I cant wait to get back to Manila and start hitting that Filipino Furburger - with or without cheese...
by Arthur C Cluck January 26, 2010
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furburger

A muff with thick, overgrown hair protruding all over and around. Like a good burger, it's best with some pink in the middle.

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I couldn't finish eating my furburger! There was just so much!
by T. J. October 30, 2003
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furburger

A particularly furry snatch which covers such a wide area of the body it resembles a hairy nappy. If left untrimmed the furburger can crawl up the belly, grow wings on either side, and reach around to 'meet' the anal fluff.
On removal of her panties I thought I had found a trapped creature of the wild, a badger perhaps, but on closer inspection I realised this girl was in fact the proud owner of an overgrown furburger.
by fur-bur-gur August 7, 2003
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feeding the furburger

v.The process of sticking raw man meat in a pink taco, hairy or bald.

syn. feeding the fur
Feeding the furburger is a great way to learn about human anatomy and jewlry at the same time. I hear pearl necklaces are back in style this year.
by chinesefoodninja January 31, 2005
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Furburger

I would like to order one furburger... Hold the labium.
by Anonymous November 6, 2002
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Furburger

Furburger or Fur Burger: A hairy pussy, when it is being licked and eaten or otherwise used as a delicious snack, by an appreciative partner.
Last night, my new Chinese girlfriend let me eat her fragrant furburger for over an hour before she begged me to screw her. When I was deep inside I kissed her and she said, "You smell like furburger!" "The best I've ever eaten, my dear", I said, as I filled her love hole with my secret-sauce. "A little mayo can enhance even the best furburger, my love", I gasped. "Especially a tight, juicy one like yours!".
by U.S. Sinophile Expat August 25, 2007
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