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Furburgled 

The horrible act of having your furburger stolen by a furburgler! Such crimes are allowed in most states of the USA. ~apel.
Victim: Jeeze this is the third time ive been furburgled this week!! Police Officer: Oh thats not good, could i just check to make sure it's really gone?
Furburgled by apel_turn0va November 27, 2007
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Filipino Furburger 

South-East Asian coochie. Even if it is not from the Philippines, you can imagine it is and tell your buddies it was.
I cant wait to get back to Manila and start hitting that Filipino Furburger - with or without cheese...
A muff with thick, overgrown hair protruding all over and around. Like a good burger, it's best with some pink in the middle.

See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hair pie, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, parking spot, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
I couldn't finish eating my furburger! There was just so much!
furburger by T. J. October 30, 2003
A particularly furry snatch which covers such a wide area of the body it resembles a hairy nappy. If left untrimmed the furburger can crawl up the belly, grow wings on either side, and reach around to 'meet' the anal fluff.
On removal of her panties I thought I had found a trapped creature of the wild, a badger perhaps, but on closer inspection I realised this girl was in fact the proud owner of an overgrown furburger.
furburger by fur-bur-gur August 7, 2003

feeding the furburger 

v.The process of sticking raw man meat in a pink taco, hairy or bald.

syn. feeding the fur
Feeding the furburger is a great way to learn about human anatomy and jewlry at the same time. I hear pearl necklaces are back in style this year.
A woman's hairy vagina.
I would like to order one furburger... Hold the labium.
Furburger by Anonymous November 6, 2002
Furburger or Fur Burger: A hairy pussy, when it is being licked and eaten or otherwise used as a delicious snack, by an appreciative partner.
Last night, my new Chinese girlfriend let me eat her fragrant furburger for over an hour before she begged me to screw her. When I was deep inside I kissed her and she said, "You smell like furburger!" "The best I've ever eaten, my dear", I said, as I filled her love hole with my secret-sauce. "A little mayo can enhance even the best furburger, my love", I gasped. "Especially a tight, juicy one like yours!".
Furburger by U.S. Sinophile Expat August 25, 2007
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