Fuckbuncle

a situation in wich you are fucked, no matter your decision or direction

There is no correct way out.

Today's situation was debatable but either way I went it turned into a fuckbuncle.You find yourself in a fuckbuncle relationship,argument or location.

Fuckbuncle by tswmso September 19, 2020

Words you can keep

fuckbuncle

Any situation in which you are screwed by any direction you choose to turn.
No decision made helps you.
A person who fucks up every single thing they can.

Joe is a fuckbuncle, he has jacked up everyone's day by opening his mouth.

fuckbuncle by tswmso September 30, 2020

Related Words

Fuckbuncle • fuckbungler • Fucknuncle • fuckbucket • FUCKBUCKLE • fuckmuncher • Fuckmuscle • fuckbucket youbucket • fuckbuddles • fuckbullet

protestant fuckbucket

A individual of protestant religious belief who enjoys the act of consistent sex

Oh fuck off ya wee protestant fuckbucket!

protestant fuckbucket by Aildaris September 21, 2017

fuckbucket

colloquial term for a woman who has repeatedly engaged in carnal activities, to the point whereupon she becomes overly enlarged.

She's such a fuckbucket, you need to strap a plank across your arse to stop from falling in

fuckbucket by Gazza February 6, 2003

fuckbungler

Fuckbungler (n): A person who is incompetent in every capacity. They are so poor at everything, they literally cannot even fuck correctly. Hence the term, fuckbungler. One who bungles fucks.

I had to redo the entire report, because my project partner is such an utter fuckbungler.

fuckbungler by The Weasel of Truth November 28, 2015

Hold your fuckbucket

A phrase that means calm down and be patient and shut the hell up. Also could mean 'shut the fuck up'

Hold your fuckbucket!!!

Hold your fuckbucket by minimegmoan September 25, 2010

fuckbuddles

fuckbuddies who cuddle

Hey, this is the third time you've hooked up with that person. And you stayed over at their place last night. Are y'all dating now or something?

No, no, we're just fuckbuddles.

fuckbuddles by pearbear December 5, 2010

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Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

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age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

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board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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