furbinkle (noun / verb)
A word used to describe someone acting unbelievably stupid — way beyond ordinary dumb. A furbinkle move is so clueless it almost feels like a talent.
A word used to describe someone acting unbelievably stupid — way beyond ordinary dumb. A furbinkle move is so clueless it almost feels like a talent.
Examples:
• “Bro, you just tried to microwave a Pop-Tart wrapper. That’s some real furbinkle energy.”
• “Only a total furbinkle forgets their surfboard on the way to the beach.”
Where it’s used:
Started as a joking roast in coastal towns, where friends would call each other furbinkles for doing brainless things by the water. Now it’s used anywhere to describe the peak of stupidity.
• “Bro, you just tried to microwave a Pop-Tart wrapper. That’s some real furbinkle energy.”
• “Only a total furbinkle forgets their surfboard on the way to the beach.”
Where it’s used:
Started as a joking roast in coastal towns, where friends would call each other furbinkles for doing brainless things by the water. Now it’s used anywhere to describe the peak of stupidity.
by B2222222 September 1, 2025
Get the Furbinklemug.