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funstioning by nefarious77 May 18, 2006
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high-functioning sociopath
"Do your research, I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high functioning sociopath."
"A high-functioning sociopath. With your number."
"A high-functioning sociopath. With your number."
high-functioning sociopath by The Empty Hearse January 13, 2014
high functioning
A term used in the case of mental disorders. Someone with a disorder who can conceal his symptoms or participate in society is considered to be high functioning.
Autism in combination with an IQ of 70 or higher is called high functioning autism.
Bill may be a psychopath, but he is capable of managing a job and family without doing seriously harm to anyone - I think he's high functioning.
Bill may be a psychopath, but he is capable of managing a job and family without doing seriously harm to anyone - I think he's high functioning.
high functioning by justErinn August 2, 2016
Functioning alcoholic
Nate went out every night this week and got totally shit faced. He still got to work the next morning at 8... He's a functioning alcoholic
Functioning alcoholic by Tater tot 5190 June 30, 2014
Functioning Retard
One who is medically diagnosed as "Mentally Retarded" but manages to function at a normal level. While managing at a normal level that said person does things that would make other believe that he is a dumb-ass, dimwhit, or plaind old retard. See George W. Bush
Everything George W. Bush said during his speeches.
Some functioning retards managed to make their way to the top, president Bush did.
Some functioning retards managed to make their way to the top, president Bush did.
Functioning Retard by CoUnMe April 21, 2010
functioning addict
A person that has an addiction whether it be to alcohol or drugs and still able to maintain a "normal" life.
My boyfriend is a functioning addict. He can drink from the time he wakes up until the time he goes to bed and still is able to go to work.
functioning addict by I Can Be Your Cutie April 12, 2008
high functioning psychopath
A psychopath who has a stable lifestyle and usually possess high status and influence in society. They can be anyone- CEOs, millionaires, politicians , doctors. But inspit of their high functioning they are still people without a shred of empathy or a conscience
high functioning psychopath by Default_User October 20, 2015
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