Functioning 

Partaking in an event along with your peers or with a member of the opposite sex that is highly enjoyable.

Example 1:
me: How was the party last night?
her: That shit was functioning!

Example 2:
numero uno: What u boutta do tonight?
numero dos: Imma get it functioning with some hoochie!

Functioning by aktives March 15, 2009

Functioning alcoholic 

When one can be drunk every night and still be completely function able the next day

Nate went out every night this week and got totally shit faced. He still got to work the next morning at 8... He's a functioning alcoholic

Functioning alcoholic by Tater tot 5190 June 30, 2014

Functioning Retard 

One who is medically diagnosed as "Mentally Retarded" but manages to function at a normal level. While managing at a normal level that said person does things that would make other believe that he is a dumb-ass, dimwhit, or plaind old retard. See George W. Bush

Everything George W. Bush said during his speeches.

Some functioning retards managed to make their way to the top, president Bush did.

Functioning Retard by CoUnMe April 21, 2010

functioning addict 

A person that has an addiction whether it be to alcohol or drugs and still able to maintain a "normal" life.

My boyfriend is a functioning addict. He can drink from the time he wakes up until the time he goes to bed and still is able to go to work.

functioning addict by I Can Be Your Cutie April 12, 2008

functioning crackhead 

A functioning crackhead is somebody that is able to hold down a job and maintain a "normal" lifestyle while on crack, without completely sucumbing they're life to the drug.

Guy 1: For a hype, that dude sure has a decent house and job.

Guy 2: Yeah, thats because he's a functioning crackhead

functioning crackhead by I Can Be Your Cutie March 20, 2008

Functioning member of society 

when someone shows a good example on how to act publicly most people like to honor that kind of person with loads of respect and I mean butt loads

Elsasser: Tobar, what do you think

Tobar: Uh, I think you gotta be fair

Elsasser: See class why can't you be a functioning member of society like Tobar

Functioning member of society by el equis June 4, 2009

Functioning crackhead 

A crack head that does drugs and can still go to work, do school work, etc.

My uncle a functioning crackhead because he does crack and going to work.

Functioning crackhead by Breyy March 30, 2021