by LELLIAN November 25, 2010
Get the funsching mug.The act of rushing home to take a shit in your personal toilet, regardless of how many publicly accessible toilets are available within a more practical proximity. Named after Paul Finch from the American Pie films, who was dissatisfied by the lack of cleanliness of his school's facilities and would leave the building daily to defecate between classes.
"That was a long trip to the bathroom, Dude."
"Its not what it looks like! I was finching, so half of that time was travel."
"Its not what it looks like! I was finching, so half of that time was travel."
by KevinMyers February 9, 2010
Get the Finching mug.Making an appearance at work for an hour or two in the morning and then going home "sick". This way you don't have to use sick time.
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Get the Finching it mug.by Mitchgitch December 28, 2007
Get the funching mug."I did a lot of Fuching this week, I could use a day off."
"How's Fuching going?"
"Are you planning on Fuching next year?"
"How's Fuching going?"
"Are you planning on Fuching next year?"
by Trip Fontaine May 13, 2010
Get the Fuching mug.Making absurd, often bigoted statements based on little or no proof, like Bryan Fischer does daily on his radio broadcasts/youtube channel, like saying Christians face the same discrimination as the black community, that having a straight twin means a person can't be born gay, and that mass shootings result from a lack if school prayer
Kelly was doing some major Bryan Fisching today when she said dinosaurs fossils are a hoax to promote the theory of evolution.
by Backscratcher May 6, 2013
Get the Bryan Fisching mug.wunsching; The act of hanging your jaw open for an extended period of time. Usually accompanied by a blank, emotionless stare and a lipper.
by jdrap January 17, 2010
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