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Finching
The act of rushing home to take a shit in your personal toilet, regardless of how many publicly accessible toilets are available within a more practical proximity. Named after Paul Finch from the American Pie films, who was dissatisfied by the lack of cleanliness of his school's facilities and would leave the building daily to defecate between classes.
"That was a long trip to the bathroom, Dude."
"Its not what it looks like! I was finching, so half of that time was travel."
"Its not what it looks like! I was finching, so half of that time was travel."
Finching by KevinMyers February 9, 2010
Finching it
Making an appearance at work for an hour or two in the morning and then going home "sick". This way you don't have to use sick time.
Finching it by Griff27 August 13, 2017
Bryan Fisching
Making absurd, often bigoted statements based on little or no proof, like Bryan Fischer does daily on his radio broadcasts/youtube channel, like saying Christians face the same discrimination as the black community, that having a straight twin means a person can't be born gay, and that mass shootings result from a lack if school prayer
Kelly was doing some major Bryan Fisching today when she said dinosaurs fossils are a hoax to promote the theory of evolution.
Bryan Fisching by Backscratcher May 6, 2013
wunsching
wunsching; The act of hanging your jaw open for an extended period of time. Usually accompanied by a blank, emotionless stare and a lipper.