Funtching

The act of Munting and Felching on the same body, at the same time, with two different people

“Have you felched before?”
“I mean my friend brought me to the graveyard and we were funtching”

by jhaas April 2, 2024

Finching

The act of rushing home to take a shit in your personal toilet, regardless of how many publicly accessible toilets are available within a more practical proximity. Named after Paul Finch from the American Pie films, who was dissatisfied by the lack of cleanliness of his school's facilities and would leave the building daily to defecate between classes.

"That was a long trip to the bathroom, Dude."
"Its not what it looks like! I was finching, so half of that time was travel."

by KevinMyers February 9, 2010

Fitching up

Comedy lingo: The act of revising a joke to make it more vulgar and offensive. Usually involving the addition of rape, pedophelia, cancer, or any other generally offensive topic.

I was fitching up my jokes for dirty joke night at the comedy zone.

We brought new writers in because the script needs some fitching up.

That joke is a too clean for this crowd, you should fitch it up a little.

by Ira Cohensteinbergold August 11, 2012

Finching it

Making an appearance at work for an hour or two in the morning and then going home "sick". This way you don't have to use sick time.

Dude 1: Where's Jeff?
Dude 2: Home. He's Finching it today

by Griff27 August 13, 2017

Flatching

kind of like felching except you suck so hard your face turns blue

I was flatching ray's asshole last night and i burst a blood vessel.

by pierre jay February 10, 2009

Fitching

Verb: the act of inflating anothers ego in an extraordinary way. Usually involves using false statements.

Fitch: my faultttttt 6 packkkkkk?

Henry: stop fitching.

by My Fault May 3, 2011

Fitching

In an MMA fight its when you drag another fighter to the ground and hold them there during a fight. If they manage to stand up or the round ends, you repeat as soon as possible. The less damage the better. Technique created by UFC© fighter, Jon Fitch.

He's a wrestler he's going to spend all three rounds fitching him to get the decision.

What a boring fight, he only lost because he got fitched.

by MMath January 6, 2012