fisching

The term used when a person posts or tweets, saying they are "ugly" only to get the compliments of other people.

Female 1: OMG, I'm so ugly, no one look #dontstare #nomakeup #(generic nonsense)

Female 2: No, ur so hots babe #sexy luv u

*Female 1 is clearly fisching here

by camaxjk132 April 16, 2014

Fisching

The act of straight up "Fisching It" in the Roblox game Fisch

Random Guy: "what are you doing? you aren't answering your phone."

The Humble Fischer: " I'm just Fisching it, my brother"

by Rumi Yarrow December 6, 2024

Bryan Fisching

Making absurd, often bigoted statements based on little or no proof, like Bryan Fischer does daily on his radio broadcasts/youtube channel, like saying Christians face the same discrimination as the black community, that having a straight twin means a person can't be born gay, and that mass shootings result from a lack if school prayer

Kelly was doing some major Bryan Fisching today when she said dinosaurs fossils are a hoax to promote the theory of evolution.

by Backscratcher May 6, 2013

Simp Fishing

The act of attracting a supply of male attentiion, such as uploading revealing photos, or writing "I need a bf, any volunteers?" as a status.

More extreme Simp Fishers will upload revealing, kissy face photos with a subliminal request for money, such as "need money for gas", assuming simps will all send her $$ in the hopes she will get with him.

"dude check out this hot girl, she needs $. If I give it to her, she gonna get with me"
"Man don't fall for the simp fishing"

by Based Fiend March 14, 2021

stick fishing

To insert a "stick" of Xanax into a female's vagina and fish it out with your tongue.

Last night was wild. She let me go stick fishing.

by kaynouse January 17, 2017

Ice fishing In July

ice fishing in July

1. Doing something but not getting anything accomplished. 2. Not hitting on shit. Going 90 mph but sitting still. 3. Doing a pile of work for no particular reason and having nothing to show for it. 4. People who plan all these wonderful things do shitloads of work and nothing happens when the plan is put into motion. Imagine the fact that someone has planned an ice fishing trip in July. What sense does that make.

Man would you look at him sitting over there talking to that applicant. Yah I know man that joker is not qualified it's almost like watching someone ice fishing in july. You know he has like been planning all this asshaterey for the longest time...And guess what? It's not going to happen. Yeah like planning ice fishing in July. What a jackass.

by pantyteamaster August 5, 2009

open fly fishing

To open the fly on someone's pants and explore what lies beneath.

In the taxi, the couple began open fly fishing!

by I, Wreckerrr November 24, 2016