Short for "f-ing umpire" or a lame umpire/referee who makes poor or one-sided calls in a game, especially against your team.
by the comand'r October 3, 2013
Get the fumpire mug.A profitable business organization run by a woman that has several revenue streams and has great impact in the community or industry it serves.
Sheila has built quite a fempire, she has a line of great products, she is a sought-after-speaker and she has trained many people to do what she does.
by Catmazing January 2, 2016
Get the Fempire mug.Jesse: Hey Colin do you want to go “d-town” to the bars!
Colin: No I think I’m just going to sit on the couch all night.
Jesse: Dude lets go out, quit being such a fucking funpire.
Colin: No I think I’m just going to sit on the couch all night.
Jesse: Dude lets go out, quit being such a fucking funpire.
by jessp July 16, 2007
Get the funpire mug.A Fempire is a group or organization that is led by feminine men, who keep a safe space for other feminine people and their allies around. Women are also seen in these groups but despite popular belief they usually don't stay in any leading role.
Person A: Have you seen the people that run the Fempire? They all look so cute and pretty.
Person B: You do know that most of them are traps and femboys right?
Person A: Nice. Even better.
Person B: Nice.
Person B: You do know that most of them are traps and femboys right?
Person A: Nice. Even better.
Person B: Nice.
by Street0r October 14, 2021
Get the Fempire mug.A funpire is someone that will suck the fun out of anyone in their general vicinity; a fun sponge, like they need to suck everyone's fun to stop themselves aging because they're actually a centuries old hag
by CassieWin July 12, 2023
Get the Funpire mug.someone who leeches off other people's families. be it murdering their victim's family, or simply snatching them from their beds, a fampire simply wants a family of their own, and will do anything for it.
Kleinchen just killed my brother and sister. and mother. and great aunt susie. all because he wanted me to be his family. He's such a fampire.
by KonnorMitEinK May 1, 2011
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Excuse me, I fumpied.
by Irish girl May 15, 2014
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