A funpire is a person who sucks the fun out of a situation, or event.
Jesse: Hey Colin do you want to go “d-town” to the bars!

Colin: No I think I’m just going to sit on the couch all night.

Jesse: Dude lets go out, quit being such a fucking funpire.
by jessp June 19, 2007
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A funpire is someone that will suck the fun out of anyone in their general vicinity; a fun sponge, like they need to suck everyone's fun to stop themselves aging because they're actually a centuries old hag
Linda is such a funpire, she must have sneezed out a jellyfish
by CassieWin July 12, 2023
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