funpire

A funpire is a person who sucks the fun out of a situation, or event.

Jesse: Hey Colin do you want to go “d-town” to the bars!

Colin: No I think I’m just going to sit on the couch all night.

Jesse: Dude lets go out, quit being such a fucking funpire.

funpire by jessp July 16, 2007

Funpire

A funpire is someone that will suck the fun out of anyone in their general vicinity; a fun sponge, like they need to suck everyone's fun to stop themselves aging because they're actually a centuries old hag

Linda is such a funpire, she must have sneezed out a jellyfish

Funpire by CassieWin July 12, 2023

fanpires 

Referring to hardcore fans of Stephanie Meyer's "Twilight" series in which most of the main characters are vampires. The series has an especially strong following of curiously devoted fans. "Fanpires" can also be loosely used for people (usually pale teenagers clad in black) who are very partial to vampire stories/are greatly intrigued by vampires/think vamps are sexy.

Person 1: Geez, why don't they go out in friggin' daylight for once.
Person 2: They're fanpires, they don't do daylight.

fanpires by SadieZoe May 11, 2008

Fanpire 

One of the many names for a twilight fan, it was part of the competition on MTV for a name for twilight fans. And is just a mofusly awesome word :D

"I'm a fanpire" < Nikki Reed

Fanpire by La Madeline... August 19, 2008

fumpire 

Short for "f-ing umpire" or a lame umpire/referee who makes poor or one-sided calls in a game, especially against your team.

That fumpire is horrible. If he had another eye, he'd be a cyclops!

fumpire by the comand'r October 3, 2013

Fanpire 

A stupidly obsessed Twilight Fan-Girl who talks nothing but Twilight bs. Seriously needs to find a boyfriend/life and stop dissing books such as 'Dracula' or 'Harry Potter'. Twilight is unorginal at best, and if you are a dedicated 'Fanpire' then you are unoriginal also. Stop talking about it, you obsessed freak.

Person 1: I can't wait for the new Harry Potter movie, the book is awesome!
Fanpire: HOW DARE YOU GET EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING THAT IS NOT TWILIGHT! HARRY POTTER SUCKS ASS IT'S NOT EVEN REALISTIC! AT LEAST TWILIGHT SHOWS WHAT HIGH SCHOOL IS *REALLY* LIKE!

Fanpire 1:OHH, GLITTER LOL. WE CAN WEAR IT AND PRETEND WE ARE VAMPIRES!
Fanpire 2: LOL THEN MAYBE EDWARD WILL COME AND BITE US! -SWOON.
Ordinary Person: Shut up.
Fanpire 1&2: OMG DID HE JUST DISS TWILIGHT?

Fanpire: *Thinking, swooning, Edward Cullen oooooh*
Ordinary Person: Seriously, get a boyfriend.
Fanpire: But he won't glitter :(

Fanpire: Check out my brand new 'Team Edward' t-shirt! I'm going to frame it!
Ordinary Person: I'll burn it for you.

Fanpire: I set up a webcam over my bed so it's like someone is watching me!

Fanpire by rozkk. August 3, 2009

fanpire 

a fan of vampires.

like for twilight,

if you prefer vampires over werewolves,
ur a fanpire [:

fanpire by xitzelx August 3, 2008