Jesse: Hey Colin do you want to go “d-town” to the bars!
Colin: No I think I’m just going to sit on the couch all night.
Jesse: Dude lets go out, quit being such a fucking funpire.
Colin: No I think I’m just going to sit on the couch all night.
Jesse: Dude lets go out, quit being such a fucking funpire.
by jessp June 19, 2007
A funpire is someone that will suck the fun out of anyone in their general vicinity; a fun sponge, like they need to suck everyone's fun to stop themselves aging because they're actually a centuries old hag
by CassieWin July 12, 2023